spam!
Spam, the junk e-mail variety, not the processed meat variety, can be hilarious! Well, I suppose processed meat can also be hilarious on ocassion, but I'm talking about junk e-mail right now.
I just got an e-mail with the subject heading of "get a extensive fuckstick Marcia". Usually I would just go ahead and delete such an obvious spam message, but this one piqued my curiousity. The text within it stated "whacking penis for Rob" and a link that I am surely not clicking on even though I really want to know what this whacking penis is and who is Rob?
So, maybe I am being too hasty thinking that this is spam. Perhaps this person who sent it to me, who's name is Ariel Short, really sent this to me by accident. Ariel thought she was emailing her friend Marcia, who is the less-than-satisfied wife of Rob. Marcia has been telling Ariel that Rob, as of late, has been falling short in their marriage, and we all know where he's been falling short. So, Ariel being the great friend she is, found this website where Marcia could purchase an extensive fuckstick. This fuckstick would serve as a huge penis with which she could whack Rob. See, you thought Marcia was going to do naughty things to herself with this extensive fuckstick...oh no! You would be wrong! She was looking for a large, penis-like apparatus with which to whack Rob with!
CASE CLOSED
I just got an e-mail with the subject heading of "get a extensive fuckstick Marcia". Usually I would just go ahead and delete such an obvious spam message, but this one piqued my curiousity. The text within it stated "whacking penis for Rob" and a link that I am surely not clicking on even though I really want to know what this whacking penis is and who is Rob?
So, maybe I am being too hasty thinking that this is spam. Perhaps this person who sent it to me, who's name is Ariel Short, really sent this to me by accident. Ariel thought she was emailing her friend Marcia, who is the less-than-satisfied wife of Rob. Marcia has been telling Ariel that Rob, as of late, has been falling short in their marriage, and we all know where he's been falling short. So, Ariel being the great friend she is, found this website where Marcia could purchase an extensive fuckstick. This fuckstick would serve as a huge penis with which she could whack Rob. See, you thought Marcia was going to do naughty things to herself with this extensive fuckstick...oh no! You would be wrong! She was looking for a large, penis-like apparatus with which to whack Rob with!
CASE CLOSED