10 worst christmas songs

[evilili]

I have a confession...come this time of year, I enjoy listening to Christmas music. Go ahead, crack up and groan...I'll wait until you are finished

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[eednic]

i feel ya! i hear ya! i get what yer sayin!

the original Elvis Blue Christmas is divine though!

[evilili]

Yes it is! Everything Elvis is divine!! :)

[rubberporkchop]

#1) This entry was amazing
#2) If Elvis is "the one and only KING," then what about KING diamond, the king of cartoons, burger king, and/or the king from katamari ?
#3) how do you feel about the christmas parady songs, like the 12 pains if christmas?

[mezdeathhead]

I WOULD LIKE TO OPEN A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT NUMBER ITEM TWO PLEASE

[evilili]

Okay, its open. I must amend my statement to say that Elvis is one of the many awesome Kings that exist in this world. This topic reminds me of when I was a kid, I asked my mom who she loved more, me or my stepfather. She proceeded to tell me that they are two different kinds of love. So, I will say that the awesomeness of Elvis and the awesomeness of King Diamond and the awesomeness of the King of all Cosmos are three different kinds of awesomeness, and I choose to live in a world where there is an unlimited amount of awesomeness, and plenty of it to go around, so ummm...that's my answer.

[mezdeathhead]

Cool. I'm glad you took the time to explain that, otherwise I was going to start dipping your tattoo needles in some sort of unfortunate, poisonous, King-of-all-Cosmos-hating concoction to make right in the eyes of MY King.

[beerkitty]

*this* was the most awesome of all posts. i would like to thank you personally for it.

oh, and i would also like to go on the record as hating that damn "do they know it's christmas time" song as well - primarily because of the lyric "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you" because, i mean, really! that is just mean!

[evilili]

I know...that line is absolutely awful! I forgot about mentioning that in my rant of hatred!

[capacitance]

#6 however, would be a lot better if if it were 'I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus'

[rubberporkchop]

haha -- i cant believe that hasn't been done yet.

[evilili]

that sounds like it should be a children's book along the lines of "Heather Has Two Mommies" and "Daddy's Roommate"

[tess1499]

Sung by Michael Jackson too.

[herb_lehman]

I agree with all of your choices and want to add a number 11: Mariah Carey singing anything.

[evilili]

I almost included her on this list...I guess maybe I should have gone to top 25!