Red hooded girly boy
Title: Red hooded girly boy
Length:Oneshot
Author: evilgirl89
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: crackish
Pairing: Yunjae
Summery: Jaejoong is on a mission to bring a basket filled with goodies to his grandmother's house.
The sound of brewing tea over the stovetop echoed through the kitchen where one Mrs. Kim was happily making sandwiches for her dear old mom.
Mrs. Kim called out to her son. “Jaejoong! Come down for a moment.” The rustling of footsteps coming down a flight of stairs soon followed the call. “You call umma?”
“Yes Joongie. Now would you be a dear and take this tea and those sandwiches to grandmas for me. She’s been watching those English dramas again. Now she has a craving for English tea and finger sandwiches.”
Mrs. Kim puffed her cheeks, with one arm attached to her waist as she flails the other in the air. “Seriously dear I think she’s picking up a British accent. You should have heard our telephone conversation it was rather hilarious actually. I didn’t think you could talk Korean with a British accent. Or in umma’s case a butchered British accent.”
Jaejoong was all smiles listening to his mother’s ramblings about how his grandmother’s new fascination for all thing British was driving her mad.
“Oh and honey put on a sweater before you go it’s quite chilly outside today.”
“Yes Omma.” Jaejoong wore his favorite red hooded sweater and kissed his umma on the cheek and bid her a good day.
“To grandmother’s house we go.” He said taking the basket of goodies and set off.
Jaejoong’s grandmother lived halfway across town so he opted to catch the bus instead of the usual taxi ride. A decision he would regret making. The bus he boarded was pack from back to front after only a few stops and he could swear the elderly man that he willingly gave up his seat to in front of the bus when it became crowed groped him. He turned to look at said man and the old geezer winked at him. He felt like he was harassed by this old fart and wanted to pour the tea in his basket on top of the geezer's balding head.
He was pulled out of his thoughts when a tall and handsome man offers him a seat. “Excuse me miss would you like to sit down.” The handsome man extended his hand towards the seat he vacated.
Jaejoong turned his head left and right but notice no one around him. All the people around him had mysteriously disappeared. Then he pointed at himself. “Are you talking to me?”
The handsome man smiled at the dazed Jaejoong he took the basket and guided him to sit down. The stranger’s action startled Jaejoong and Jaejoong quickly took back the basket holding onto it tight almost as if hiding behind it. The intense stare the stranger was giving him was making him feel uncomfortable. “Th-thank you sir.”
The man was unfazed by the latter’s reaction instead he just smiled at him. Luckily for him the passenger seat next to Jaejoong became vacant and he sat right next to him. This only made Jaejoong more fidgety pulling his red hoodie further down his head completely shielding his doe eyes as if his actions made him invisible. At least that was what he was hoping for but that thought came crashing down when the stranger extended his hand “Shim Changmin. But you can call me Changmin.”
Jaejoong looked at the extended hand and contemplated whether he should shake the strangers hand or not, but since the stranger gave up his seat for him he accepted the hand and shook it. “Kim Jaejoong.”
“Kim Jaejoong is it then.” Jaejoong nodded his head, still hiding behind the basket. “Isn’t that a guy’s name for such a pretty girl like you?” The tall and handsome stranger boldly asked.
“Perhaps it was given to me because I am a guy.” Jaejoong answered quite annoyed. He repeatedly gets mistaken for a girl he has his feminine features he inherited from his mother to blame for.
“You’re a guy?”
“Duh!”
“Wow! Has anyone ever told you, you look like a girl?”
“Yes! And let me tell you it gets quite annoying after a while.” Jaejoong was so annoyed that he buried his body further down in his red hooded sweater if that were even possible.
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Jaejoong ignored the person sitting next to him for the rest of the ride. Even though said person kept staring at him when he thought he wasn’t looking.
“Say what you got there in that basket?”
Jaejoong eyed the annoying passenger whose stomach happen to growled with hunger. “Just a few goodies for my grandmother.”
Changmin’s mouth drooled at the sight of the basket his hands reaching for said basket “You wouldn’t happen to have any extra goodies to spare in there would ya?”
Was this stranger he just met a few minutes ago seriously asking him for food? Jaejoong thought and gave him an evil glare but Changmin didn’t notice it, the red hoodie totally blocked Jaejoong’s eyes and before Jaejoong could verbally abuse Changmin the bus came to a stop. “I’m sorry but this is my stop. Now would you excuse me, I need to get off.”
Jaejoong hurriedly got off the bus goodies and all safe inside the basket. He got off the bus two stops before his so he had to walk for the rest of the way he was just thankful to get out of the clutches of that food maniac. “Some people have no shame.” Jaejoong huffed to himself and started walking.
It didn’t take long for Jaejoong to reach his destination he knocked on the door and when the door opened Jaejoong was greeted with a mismatched smile. “You!”
“Yes! It is I the one and only Shim Changmin.”
Jaejoong walked inside the apartment “Grandma!” he called out. There was silence. Jaejoong searched every room for his grandmother but the place was empty. “You! What have you done with my grandmother?”
“I haven’t done a thing.” Changmin was insulted by the girly boy’s accusation. “Who do you think I am some sort of evil person?”
The latter eyed him from head to toe. “Well you do look suspicious.”
Changmin was getting annoyed by the girly boy and decided to play mind games with him.
“I’ll ask you again where is my grandmother?’
“She’s gone.” Changmin smirked.
Jaejoong felt his beating heart skip a beat. “What do you mean she’s gone?” The taller of the two just bluntly spilled out the words. “Gone as in no longer here.” He knew that those words had a subliminal message.
Jaejoong couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “You k-killed her?”
“ No!” Changmin almost shouted he tried to explain the whereabouts of the missing grandmother. “I was feeling hungry and…” Changmin was cut off mid sentence.
“You ate her!” Jaejoong covered his mouth with the palm of his hand in shock. “You were hungry so you killed her and then you ate her?” Jaejoong was on the verge of tears.
“You monster how could you? How could you eat my grandma?”
Changmin was dumbfounded did this guy seriously think he would kill someone to eat them?
“Are you mental or something? How could you thing I would eat someone. That’s gross.”
Jaejoong looked at him suspiciously. “If you didn’t eat her then how come she isn't here?” Changmin ignored Jaejoong’s idiocy, the mind games weren't getting him nowhere still feeling hungry he moved towards the basket instead.
Jaejoong saw Changmin moving towards him so he took a step back. “Where are you hiding her?” For every step Changmin took the latter took a step back. “I’m not hiding her.”
“Then where is she?” Jaejoong demanded, still backing away from the proceeding hungry man.
“Like I said I was hungry.” He kept moving towards Jaejoong. “W-what are y-you doing?” Jaejoong stuttered.
“I’m starving.” Changmin confessed he then noticed the fear on the latter’s eyes as he moved towards him. “What you think I’m going to kill you and eat you as well?”
“Then you admit it. You ate her.” Jaejoong began to wail.
Changmin rolled his eyes at the others outburst and continued to move forward.
“What are you doing? Stay back!” Jaejoong was trying to sound threatening but how could a kitten scare off a lion. “Don’t come any closer. I mean it.”
But Changmin wasn’t going to let nothing stand in his way from getting what he wanted. Jaejoong felt scared and so he ran around the sofa in the living room.
Changmin went after him and both were running around like a game of cat and mouse. “Stop running!”
“Why so you can eat me too?”
“I thought we already discussed this.”
“I won’t fall for your tricks.”
“I don’t want to eat you stupid.”
“Lies!”
“Stop running and give me the basket.”
Jaejoong stopped running and glared at Changmin.
“You mean to tell me that eating my grandmother wasn’t enough for you, and now you want to eat all these goodies inside this basket as well?
“Yes.”
“You beast!”
“I mean no! Just hand over the goodies.”
“Never!”
“Just wait till I catch you.”
The two were causing quite a ruckus that the next-door neighbor came knocking.
“Open the door girly boy.”
“You open the door you basket stealing, grandma eating, food addict, wolf boy.”
The neighbor kept banging on the door and no one answered. The sound coming from the inside left him confused and somewhat panicky he knew that there was an elderly lady living inside this apartment and perhaps some thief had made his way inside trying to take her valuable belongings.
Without thinking it twice he kicked the door open and both Jaejoong and Changmin stopped wrestling for the basket.
“What’s going on here?” The neighbor demanded.
Jaejoong wrestled the basket away from Changmin and ran to the neighbor and clung on to him. “This real life werewolf killed and ate my grandmother and now he wants to kill me so he can eat the goodies inside this basket.”
“What?”
“Don’t listen to him Yunho he’s crazy.”
Jaejoong turned to look at the one named Yunho. “You know this beast?” Yunho looked at Changmin and then back at Jaejoong. “Yes.”
Jaejoong’s eyes grew wide. “Oh no! You are his accomplice. You want to kill me and eat me as well.” Jaejoong then ran and hid under the kitchen table.
Yunho couldn’t believe what he just heard. He sent Changmin a threatening glare. “Care to explain?”
Changmin explained how this whole misunderstanding got started. He also explained that Jaejoong’s grandmother had gone out to buy some cake and ramen and how she told him to wait here because she was expecting a visit from her grandchild.
Changmin then looked at the direction where the frighten Jaejoong was hiding under the kitchen table while holding onto the basket full of goodies for dear life. “She also said that I could help myself to the goodies you were bring over while I wait here for her return.”
Jaejoong then burst out of the table and demanded to know why he was here in the first place.
Changmin scratched the back of his head and simply said. “I fixed her cable and she offer me a snack for the trouble.”
Jaejoong then glared at him ready to pounce on him. “Snack! I’ll fix you a snack and shove it down your throat.”
Yunho held Jaejoong in place while Jaejoong bicker back and forth with Changmin.
“Bring it on girly boy.” Changmin retorted.
Jaejoong and Changmin both had to be restrained so that they couldn’t tare each other’s eyes out. Eventually they all settled down they agreed to wait for Jaejoong’s grandmother to return. They were sitting on the sofa and Yunho couldn’t help but stare at the pouting figure sitting next to him. His lips looked so plump and edible he wanted to just take a nibble and perhaps maybe take a bite.
Yunho shook the thought away and drove his attention back on the TV screen. The movie they were watching wasn’t helping much in keeping his mind out the gutter. His eyes focused on how Jack a character on the movie titanic painted Kate’s nude figure wearing only the blue diamond necklace around her neck.
At one point Yunho stopped concentrating on the movie and instead imagined how the gorgeous beauty sitting next to him would look if s/he only wore the red hooded sweater. Drool slid down his mouth as he pictured how those creamy thighs would feel around his waist as he held him/her up against the wall and ravished him/her with his hard on.
Changmin was sitting on the opposite corner of the living room and was well aware of what was going on. Yunho couldn’t keep his eyes off of the red hooded girly boy and judging by how Yunho was drooling whistle looking at the latter he devised a scheme to tare the basket full of goodies away from the red hooded girly boy.
The movie reached a critical moment were Kate was being lowered down along with other women and children to safety as the titanic was sinking in the Atlantic Ocean. She then watched how her lover stayed behind since he could not follow her. The fear of never seeing him again was greater than the fear of death itself that thought made her jump off the safety of the lowering boat and ran to the arms of the one she loved.
Yunho and Jaejoong were to caught up in the scene that they both forgot about the basket. Keeping the goodies safe and out of the mouth of Changmin until Mrs. Grandma came back was all Jaejoong wanted.
But Changmin snuck behind the sofa and grabbed the basket while the two were engrossed with the film. He sneakily took the basket full of goodies and snuck back to his spot at the opposite corner nibbling on the delicious sandwiches and drinking the refreshing tea.
The movie was coming to an end and Changmin snorted as he saw the river of tears Jaejoong was shedding when the beloved character that is Jack sank to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
Mrs. Grandma chose this moment to come in but Changmin was a step ahead of her and invited her over to his place as a token of his apology for eating all the sandwiches her grandson brought over just down the hall for a game of bridge after they finish watching her favorite English drama.
Mrs. Grandma took him up on his offer and followed suit. “Oh by the way dear I hope you still have room for dessert. I bought this delicious cake while I waited for this ramen to be made.”
“Oh I think I can make room for all this food especially when it’s coming from you grandma.” Changmin closed the door behind him and led the way to his bachelor pad with a grin on his face."Oh my did my grandson leave already?"
"Um yes he said he was visiting a friend." He laughed mentally Jaejoong had accused him of being the wolf in a popular children’s fairytale but the ironic thing is that he is far from it.
Yunho his rescuer is the real wolf in this story he likes to prey on little girly boys that visit their grandmother’s and eat them up when they least expect it and I’m not talking about food here. “Oh wells as long as I get my cake and eat it to who cares what happens to that red hooded girly boy.”
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Jaejoong was wiping his tears Yunho saw this and helped wipe them off. They looked into each other’s eyes and got lost in them. Yunho leaned forward capturing the full plump rosy lips. Jaejoong felt his lips brushing with Yunho’s to shock to move he stayed still.
Yunho was enjoying the kiss and wished to deepen it, he wanted to explore the warm cavern with his tongue and taste the sweet juicy nectar of the others mouth. So he nipped the luscious lips begging for permission to be let in.
Jaejoong snapped back to reality and pushed Yunho away. Then there was an awkward silence before the latter exploded. “What the hell is wrong with you man?”
Yunho pouted when he was pulled away from the amazing tingly sensation he was just experiencing a moment ago. “Why you do that for?”
“You kissed me.” Jaejoong complained whistle wiping his mouth cleaning and wiping off the same sex germs Yunho imprinted on his innocent still a virgin up till just a minute ago lips.
“Yeah I kissed you. Let’s do it again.” Yunho pulled the unwilling Jaejoong for another smooch. “Get your filthy hands off of me!” Jaejoong yelped.
“But I don’t want to.” Yunho pouted. “You hurt my feelings. Now you have to kiss me to make it up to me.” Yunho whined.
Jaejoong rolled his big doe eyes but Yunho interpreted as Jaejoong batting his eyelashes in a girly kind of a way, which only turned him on and made a move on Jaejoong. He wrapped his arms around him and brought their bodies closer he aimed to kiss those addictive lips once more but Jaejoong just bit him instead. “Ouch!” Yunho let go of Jaejoong and rubbed his bruised lip.
“You bit me.”
“Serves you right pervert.”
“Ooh. I like them feisty. Come to oppa.” Yunho gave chase and Jaejoong sprinted to the exit. He was turning the doorknob but Yunho was to fast he reached him before he could escape.
“Yah! Let me go!” Jaejoong blurted out as he was being carried away. “No way my little red ridding hood.”
“I’ll show you a little red ridding hood with my fist.” Jaejoong stomp on Yunho’s leg and when Yunho let him go do to the pain in his foot Jaejoong turned around and punched in square in the jaw.
Yunho was rubbing his aching jaw. “Ouch! You hit me.”
“That’s what you get for being frisky, you pedophile.”
“I’m no pedophile but I must admit I do enjoy chasing a little girl like you around. It’s actually turning me on.”
Jaejoong was seething red. It was the third time he was mistaken for a girl and that made his blood boil. “I’ll have you know that I am no girl you idiot.”
“You’re not a girl.” Jaejoong was fuming. “Do I look like a girl to you?” Jaejoong palmed his face. “Don’t answer that.”
Yunho’s face light up with this new found revelation. “I think I should judge for myself whether you’re a girl or not. Come here and let me see what’s under your panties.”
“You asshole! Wait till I get my hands on you.”
“Come and get my baby. I’m hot and wet and ready to consummate this relationship. But I must confess that the only asshole being felt up tonight is yours. So come on over oppa’s got the urge to cream your éclair.”
“You disgusting pig.” Jaejoong nearly regurgitated all over himself.
“I’m no disgusting pig but I am the wolf to your riding hood.”
Jaejoong wanted to kill Yunho so he pounced on him, the force of the impact knocked them to the ground. Jaejoong was wrestling Yunho to the ground Yunho actually enjoyed the physicality of the latter rolling around on top of him. He just lay there feeling how Jaejoong’s crotch rubbed up against his. The friction caused him to moan out loud. “Ah!”
Jaejoong stopped rolling around on top of Yunho when he heard him moan. “Don’t stop now baby just hit that spot one more time.” Jaejoong looked down in confusion. “What?”
Yunho pointed to the bulge in his pants. “Sit your bum on top of my rocket, rub the match and watch as the sparks light up the fireworks. Come on baby and light my fire.”
“Is that all you can think about?”
“Only when the pistol is loaded and ready to shoot.”
“You really are something.”
“Why don’t we put that little mouth of yours to good use and shut it up with a mouthful of my pepper stick.”
Jaejoong was off Yunho in less than a microsecond. He was about to leave and call the cops but Yunho cornered him to the wall. Yunho grinned. “Now where have I seen this scenario? Oh yeah. I dreamed it up in my head. Only in my dream you were completely naked except for that hoodie and you had your legs wrapped around my waist. How about you help make my dream a reality. Let me strip you of these clothes and make the nasty right here and right now.”
“Not in reality not even in your dreams Yunho. You can’t have me. I’m a guy same as you. Do I need to spell it out for you.”
“Girl or guy it doesn’t matter, the only thing that matters is that either way Santa Clause will find a way inside your dome and leave behind his presents. If you know what I mean.” Yunho winked.
“No! I don’t want any presents. I been a naughty boy this year.” Jaejoong covered his mouth but the words already slipped out.
“Oh!” Yunho said cheekily. “You know what happens to naughty boys right.” Jaejoong was shaking his head no whistle Yunho was nodding his head yes. “Naughty boys like you get punished. You been a naughty boy this year so you need to get a good spanking.”
And so Yunho threw Jaejoong on his shoulder and carried him to the bedroom locking the door behind him he striped Jaejoong bare. “Oh shit! You really are a guy!” Jaejoong stared at him with fire in his eyes.
That didn’t stop Yunho though from punishing the naughty Jaejoong the slapping sound you hear when skin comes into contact with more skin in a steamy room was escalating through the walls. The grunts and every curse word known to mankind was emitting out of Jaejoong’s mouth every time Yunho hit his prostate.
Two tired bodies lay on top of a tangle of bed sheets. They would have loved to just lay there and welcome sleep, but their extra curricular activities made them hungry. Yunho went to the living room to fetch for the basket of goodies that was left forgotten but the said basket was gone and so was Changmin. It didn’t take a genius to know what happen to the basket.
Yunho went back to the bedroom where a red hooded beauty sexily lay sprawled up all over the bed waiting for his big bad wolf to fetch him some food. And with a heavy heart this wolf came empty handed and explained to the famished creature that the food and Changmin were gone.
Yunho then had an idea. “If you’re still hungry boo, how about nibbling on this piece of meat I'm holding in my hand or better yet I think my appetite for little girly boys like you just came back.” Yunho smiled showing off his pearly whites then pounced on Jaejoong and proceeded to eat him up.
Meanwhile at the apartment down the hall Mrs. Grandma and Changmin were enjoying the English drama on TV.
“CHANGMIN!”
“Oh my did you here that?” Mrs. Grandma asked Changmin who was happily eating a piece of cake. “Nope I didn’t here a thing.” So they continued to watch the drama.
Life was good Changmin got to have his cake and ate it to. While Changmin got to live to see another day Jaejoong was gobbled up at the end by the big bad wolf.
-The End
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A/N- I seem to be obsessed with Yunho being a wolf in my stories. Aish! My poor Jae can't seem to catch a brake from his big bad wolf.
Length:Oneshot
Author: evilgirl89
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: crackish
Pairing: Yunjae
Summery: Jaejoong is on a mission to bring a basket filled with goodies to his grandmother's house.
The sound of brewing tea over the stovetop echoed through the kitchen where one Mrs. Kim was happily making sandwiches for her dear old mom.
Mrs. Kim called out to her son. “Jaejoong! Come down for a moment.” The rustling of footsteps coming down a flight of stairs soon followed the call. “You call umma?”
“Yes Joongie. Now would you be a dear and take this tea and those sandwiches to grandmas for me. She’s been watching those English dramas again. Now she has a craving for English tea and finger sandwiches.”
Mrs. Kim puffed her cheeks, with one arm attached to her waist as she flails the other in the air. “Seriously dear I think she’s picking up a British accent. You should have heard our telephone conversation it was rather hilarious actually. I didn’t think you could talk Korean with a British accent. Or in umma’s case a butchered British accent.”
Jaejoong was all smiles listening to his mother’s ramblings about how his grandmother’s new fascination for all thing British was driving her mad.
“Oh and honey put on a sweater before you go it’s quite chilly outside today.”
“Yes Omma.” Jaejoong wore his favorite red hooded sweater and kissed his umma on the cheek and bid her a good day.
“To grandmother’s house we go.” He said taking the basket of goodies and set off.
Jaejoong’s grandmother lived halfway across town so he opted to catch the bus instead of the usual taxi ride. A decision he would regret making. The bus he boarded was pack from back to front after only a few stops and he could swear the elderly man that he willingly gave up his seat to in front of the bus when it became crowed groped him. He turned to look at said man and the old geezer winked at him. He felt like he was harassed by this old fart and wanted to pour the tea in his basket on top of the geezer's balding head.
He was pulled out of his thoughts when a tall and handsome man offers him a seat. “Excuse me miss would you like to sit down.” The handsome man extended his hand towards the seat he vacated.
Jaejoong turned his head left and right but notice no one around him. All the people around him had mysteriously disappeared. Then he pointed at himself. “Are you talking to me?”
The handsome man smiled at the dazed Jaejoong he took the basket and guided him to sit down. The stranger’s action startled Jaejoong and Jaejoong quickly took back the basket holding onto it tight almost as if hiding behind it. The intense stare the stranger was giving him was making him feel uncomfortable. “Th-thank you sir.”
The man was unfazed by the latter’s reaction instead he just smiled at him. Luckily for him the passenger seat next to Jaejoong became vacant and he sat right next to him. This only made Jaejoong more fidgety pulling his red hoodie further down his head completely shielding his doe eyes as if his actions made him invisible. At least that was what he was hoping for but that thought came crashing down when the stranger extended his hand “Shim Changmin. But you can call me Changmin.”
Jaejoong looked at the extended hand and contemplated whether he should shake the strangers hand or not, but since the stranger gave up his seat for him he accepted the hand and shook it. “Kim Jaejoong.”
“Kim Jaejoong is it then.” Jaejoong nodded his head, still hiding behind the basket. “Isn’t that a guy’s name for such a pretty girl like you?” The tall and handsome stranger boldly asked.
“Perhaps it was given to me because I am a guy.” Jaejoong answered quite annoyed. He repeatedly gets mistaken for a girl he has his feminine features he inherited from his mother to blame for.
“You’re a guy?”
“Duh!”
“Wow! Has anyone ever told you, you look like a girl?”
“Yes! And let me tell you it gets quite annoying after a while.” Jaejoong was so annoyed that he buried his body further down in his red hooded sweater if that were even possible.
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Jaejoong ignored the person sitting next to him for the rest of the ride. Even though said person kept staring at him when he thought he wasn’t looking.
“Say what you got there in that basket?”
Jaejoong eyed the annoying passenger whose stomach happen to growled with hunger. “Just a few goodies for my grandmother.”
Changmin’s mouth drooled at the sight of the basket his hands reaching for said basket “You wouldn’t happen to have any extra goodies to spare in there would ya?”
Was this stranger he just met a few minutes ago seriously asking him for food? Jaejoong thought and gave him an evil glare but Changmin didn’t notice it, the red hoodie totally blocked Jaejoong’s eyes and before Jaejoong could verbally abuse Changmin the bus came to a stop. “I’m sorry but this is my stop. Now would you excuse me, I need to get off.”
Jaejoong hurriedly got off the bus goodies and all safe inside the basket. He got off the bus two stops before his so he had to walk for the rest of the way he was just thankful to get out of the clutches of that food maniac. “Some people have no shame.” Jaejoong huffed to himself and started walking.
It didn’t take long for Jaejoong to reach his destination he knocked on the door and when the door opened Jaejoong was greeted with a mismatched smile. “You!”
“Yes! It is I the one and only Shim Changmin.”
Jaejoong walked inside the apartment “Grandma!” he called out. There was silence. Jaejoong searched every room for his grandmother but the place was empty. “You! What have you done with my grandmother?”
“I haven’t done a thing.” Changmin was insulted by the girly boy’s accusation. “Who do you think I am some sort of evil person?”
The latter eyed him from head to toe. “Well you do look suspicious.”
Changmin was getting annoyed by the girly boy and decided to play mind games with him.
“I’ll ask you again where is my grandmother?’
“She’s gone.” Changmin smirked.
Jaejoong felt his beating heart skip a beat. “What do you mean she’s gone?” The taller of the two just bluntly spilled out the words. “Gone as in no longer here.” He knew that those words had a subliminal message.
Jaejoong couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “You k-killed her?”
“ No!” Changmin almost shouted he tried to explain the whereabouts of the missing grandmother. “I was feeling hungry and…” Changmin was cut off mid sentence.
“You ate her!” Jaejoong covered his mouth with the palm of his hand in shock. “You were hungry so you killed her and then you ate her?” Jaejoong was on the verge of tears.
“You monster how could you? How could you eat my grandma?”
Changmin was dumbfounded did this guy seriously think he would kill someone to eat them?
“Are you mental or something? How could you thing I would eat someone. That’s gross.”
Jaejoong looked at him suspiciously. “If you didn’t eat her then how come she isn't here?” Changmin ignored Jaejoong’s idiocy, the mind games weren't getting him nowhere still feeling hungry he moved towards the basket instead.
Jaejoong saw Changmin moving towards him so he took a step back. “Where are you hiding her?” For every step Changmin took the latter took a step back. “I’m not hiding her.”
“Then where is she?” Jaejoong demanded, still backing away from the proceeding hungry man.
“Like I said I was hungry.” He kept moving towards Jaejoong. “W-what are y-you doing?” Jaejoong stuttered.
“I’m starving.” Changmin confessed he then noticed the fear on the latter’s eyes as he moved towards him. “What you think I’m going to kill you and eat you as well?”
“Then you admit it. You ate her.” Jaejoong began to wail.
Changmin rolled his eyes at the others outburst and continued to move forward.
“What are you doing? Stay back!” Jaejoong was trying to sound threatening but how could a kitten scare off a lion. “Don’t come any closer. I mean it.”
But Changmin wasn’t going to let nothing stand in his way from getting what he wanted. Jaejoong felt scared and so he ran around the sofa in the living room.
Changmin went after him and both were running around like a game of cat and mouse. “Stop running!”
“Why so you can eat me too?”
“I thought we already discussed this.”
“I won’t fall for your tricks.”
“I don’t want to eat you stupid.”
“Lies!”
“Stop running and give me the basket.”
Jaejoong stopped running and glared at Changmin.
“You mean to tell me that eating my grandmother wasn’t enough for you, and now you want to eat all these goodies inside this basket as well?
“Yes.”
“You beast!”
“I mean no! Just hand over the goodies.”
“Never!”
“Just wait till I catch you.”
The two were causing quite a ruckus that the next-door neighbor came knocking.
“Open the door girly boy.”
“You open the door you basket stealing, grandma eating, food addict, wolf boy.”
The neighbor kept banging on the door and no one answered. The sound coming from the inside left him confused and somewhat panicky he knew that there was an elderly lady living inside this apartment and perhaps some thief had made his way inside trying to take her valuable belongings.
Without thinking it twice he kicked the door open and both Jaejoong and Changmin stopped wrestling for the basket.
“What’s going on here?” The neighbor demanded.
Jaejoong wrestled the basket away from Changmin and ran to the neighbor and clung on to him. “This real life werewolf killed and ate my grandmother and now he wants to kill me so he can eat the goodies inside this basket.”
“What?”
“Don’t listen to him Yunho he’s crazy.”
Jaejoong turned to look at the one named Yunho. “You know this beast?” Yunho looked at Changmin and then back at Jaejoong. “Yes.”
Jaejoong’s eyes grew wide. “Oh no! You are his accomplice. You want to kill me and eat me as well.” Jaejoong then ran and hid under the kitchen table.
Yunho couldn’t believe what he just heard. He sent Changmin a threatening glare. “Care to explain?”
Changmin explained how this whole misunderstanding got started. He also explained that Jaejoong’s grandmother had gone out to buy some cake and ramen and how she told him to wait here because she was expecting a visit from her grandchild.
Changmin then looked at the direction where the frighten Jaejoong was hiding under the kitchen table while holding onto the basket full of goodies for dear life. “She also said that I could help myself to the goodies you were bring over while I wait here for her return.”
Jaejoong then burst out of the table and demanded to know why he was here in the first place.
Changmin scratched the back of his head and simply said. “I fixed her cable and she offer me a snack for the trouble.”
Jaejoong then glared at him ready to pounce on him. “Snack! I’ll fix you a snack and shove it down your throat.”
Yunho held Jaejoong in place while Jaejoong bicker back and forth with Changmin.
“Bring it on girly boy.” Changmin retorted.
Jaejoong and Changmin both had to be restrained so that they couldn’t tare each other’s eyes out. Eventually they all settled down they agreed to wait for Jaejoong’s grandmother to return. They were sitting on the sofa and Yunho couldn’t help but stare at the pouting figure sitting next to him. His lips looked so plump and edible he wanted to just take a nibble and perhaps maybe take a bite.
Yunho shook the thought away and drove his attention back on the TV screen. The movie they were watching wasn’t helping much in keeping his mind out the gutter. His eyes focused on how Jack a character on the movie titanic painted Kate’s nude figure wearing only the blue diamond necklace around her neck.
At one point Yunho stopped concentrating on the movie and instead imagined how the gorgeous beauty sitting next to him would look if s/he only wore the red hooded sweater. Drool slid down his mouth as he pictured how those creamy thighs would feel around his waist as he held him/her up against the wall and ravished him/her with his hard on.
Changmin was sitting on the opposite corner of the living room and was well aware of what was going on. Yunho couldn’t keep his eyes off of the red hooded girly boy and judging by how Yunho was drooling whistle looking at the latter he devised a scheme to tare the basket full of goodies away from the red hooded girly boy.
The movie reached a critical moment were Kate was being lowered down along with other women and children to safety as the titanic was sinking in the Atlantic Ocean. She then watched how her lover stayed behind since he could not follow her. The fear of never seeing him again was greater than the fear of death itself that thought made her jump off the safety of the lowering boat and ran to the arms of the one she loved.
Yunho and Jaejoong were to caught up in the scene that they both forgot about the basket. Keeping the goodies safe and out of the mouth of Changmin until Mrs. Grandma came back was all Jaejoong wanted.
But Changmin snuck behind the sofa and grabbed the basket while the two were engrossed with the film. He sneakily took the basket full of goodies and snuck back to his spot at the opposite corner nibbling on the delicious sandwiches and drinking the refreshing tea.
The movie was coming to an end and Changmin snorted as he saw the river of tears Jaejoong was shedding when the beloved character that is Jack sank to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
Mrs. Grandma chose this moment to come in but Changmin was a step ahead of her and invited her over to his place as a token of his apology for eating all the sandwiches her grandson brought over just down the hall for a game of bridge after they finish watching her favorite English drama.
Mrs. Grandma took him up on his offer and followed suit. “Oh by the way dear I hope you still have room for dessert. I bought this delicious cake while I waited for this ramen to be made.”
“Oh I think I can make room for all this food especially when it’s coming from you grandma.” Changmin closed the door behind him and led the way to his bachelor pad with a grin on his face."Oh my did my grandson leave already?"
"Um yes he said he was visiting a friend." He laughed mentally Jaejoong had accused him of being the wolf in a popular children’s fairytale but the ironic thing is that he is far from it.
Yunho his rescuer is the real wolf in this story he likes to prey on little girly boys that visit their grandmother’s and eat them up when they least expect it and I’m not talking about food here. “Oh wells as long as I get my cake and eat it to who cares what happens to that red hooded girly boy.”
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Jaejoong was wiping his tears Yunho saw this and helped wipe them off. They looked into each other’s eyes and got lost in them. Yunho leaned forward capturing the full plump rosy lips. Jaejoong felt his lips brushing with Yunho’s to shock to move he stayed still.
Yunho was enjoying the kiss and wished to deepen it, he wanted to explore the warm cavern with his tongue and taste the sweet juicy nectar of the others mouth. So he nipped the luscious lips begging for permission to be let in.
Jaejoong snapped back to reality and pushed Yunho away. Then there was an awkward silence before the latter exploded. “What the hell is wrong with you man?”
Yunho pouted when he was pulled away from the amazing tingly sensation he was just experiencing a moment ago. “Why you do that for?”
“You kissed me.” Jaejoong complained whistle wiping his mouth cleaning and wiping off the same sex germs Yunho imprinted on his innocent still a virgin up till just a minute ago lips.
“Yeah I kissed you. Let’s do it again.” Yunho pulled the unwilling Jaejoong for another smooch. “Get your filthy hands off of me!” Jaejoong yelped.
“But I don’t want to.” Yunho pouted. “You hurt my feelings. Now you have to kiss me to make it up to me.” Yunho whined.
Jaejoong rolled his big doe eyes but Yunho interpreted as Jaejoong batting his eyelashes in a girly kind of a way, which only turned him on and made a move on Jaejoong. He wrapped his arms around him and brought their bodies closer he aimed to kiss those addictive lips once more but Jaejoong just bit him instead. “Ouch!” Yunho let go of Jaejoong and rubbed his bruised lip.
“You bit me.”
“Serves you right pervert.”
“Ooh. I like them feisty. Come to oppa.” Yunho gave chase and Jaejoong sprinted to the exit. He was turning the doorknob but Yunho was to fast he reached him before he could escape.
“Yah! Let me go!” Jaejoong blurted out as he was being carried away. “No way my little red ridding hood.”
“I’ll show you a little red ridding hood with my fist.” Jaejoong stomp on Yunho’s leg and when Yunho let him go do to the pain in his foot Jaejoong turned around and punched in square in the jaw.
Yunho was rubbing his aching jaw. “Ouch! You hit me.”
“That’s what you get for being frisky, you pedophile.”
“I’m no pedophile but I must admit I do enjoy chasing a little girl like you around. It’s actually turning me on.”
Jaejoong was seething red. It was the third time he was mistaken for a girl and that made his blood boil. “I’ll have you know that I am no girl you idiot.”
“You’re not a girl.” Jaejoong was fuming. “Do I look like a girl to you?” Jaejoong palmed his face. “Don’t answer that.”
Yunho’s face light up with this new found revelation. “I think I should judge for myself whether you’re a girl or not. Come here and let me see what’s under your panties.”
“You asshole! Wait till I get my hands on you.”
“Come and get my baby. I’m hot and wet and ready to consummate this relationship. But I must confess that the only asshole being felt up tonight is yours. So come on over oppa’s got the urge to cream your éclair.”
“You disgusting pig.” Jaejoong nearly regurgitated all over himself.
“I’m no disgusting pig but I am the wolf to your riding hood.”
Jaejoong wanted to kill Yunho so he pounced on him, the force of the impact knocked them to the ground. Jaejoong was wrestling Yunho to the ground Yunho actually enjoyed the physicality of the latter rolling around on top of him. He just lay there feeling how Jaejoong’s crotch rubbed up against his. The friction caused him to moan out loud. “Ah!”
Jaejoong stopped rolling around on top of Yunho when he heard him moan. “Don’t stop now baby just hit that spot one more time.” Jaejoong looked down in confusion. “What?”
Yunho pointed to the bulge in his pants. “Sit your bum on top of my rocket, rub the match and watch as the sparks light up the fireworks. Come on baby and light my fire.”
“Is that all you can think about?”
“Only when the pistol is loaded and ready to shoot.”
“You really are something.”
“Why don’t we put that little mouth of yours to good use and shut it up with a mouthful of my pepper stick.”
Jaejoong was off Yunho in less than a microsecond. He was about to leave and call the cops but Yunho cornered him to the wall. Yunho grinned. “Now where have I seen this scenario? Oh yeah. I dreamed it up in my head. Only in my dream you were completely naked except for that hoodie and you had your legs wrapped around my waist. How about you help make my dream a reality. Let me strip you of these clothes and make the nasty right here and right now.”
“Not in reality not even in your dreams Yunho. You can’t have me. I’m a guy same as you. Do I need to spell it out for you.”
“Girl or guy it doesn’t matter, the only thing that matters is that either way Santa Clause will find a way inside your dome and leave behind his presents. If you know what I mean.” Yunho winked.
“No! I don’t want any presents. I been a naughty boy this year.” Jaejoong covered his mouth but the words already slipped out.
“Oh!” Yunho said cheekily. “You know what happens to naughty boys right.” Jaejoong was shaking his head no whistle Yunho was nodding his head yes. “Naughty boys like you get punished. You been a naughty boy this year so you need to get a good spanking.”
And so Yunho threw Jaejoong on his shoulder and carried him to the bedroom locking the door behind him he striped Jaejoong bare. “Oh shit! You really are a guy!” Jaejoong stared at him with fire in his eyes.
That didn’t stop Yunho though from punishing the naughty Jaejoong the slapping sound you hear when skin comes into contact with more skin in a steamy room was escalating through the walls. The grunts and every curse word known to mankind was emitting out of Jaejoong’s mouth every time Yunho hit his prostate.
Two tired bodies lay on top of a tangle of bed sheets. They would have loved to just lay there and welcome sleep, but their extra curricular activities made them hungry. Yunho went to the living room to fetch for the basket of goodies that was left forgotten but the said basket was gone and so was Changmin. It didn’t take a genius to know what happen to the basket.
Yunho went back to the bedroom where a red hooded beauty sexily lay sprawled up all over the bed waiting for his big bad wolf to fetch him some food. And with a heavy heart this wolf came empty handed and explained to the famished creature that the food and Changmin were gone.
Yunho then had an idea. “If you’re still hungry boo, how about nibbling on this piece of meat I'm holding in my hand or better yet I think my appetite for little girly boys like you just came back.” Yunho smiled showing off his pearly whites then pounced on Jaejoong and proceeded to eat him up.
Meanwhile at the apartment down the hall Mrs. Grandma and Changmin were enjoying the English drama on TV.
“CHANGMIN!”
“Oh my did you here that?” Mrs. Grandma asked Changmin who was happily eating a piece of cake. “Nope I didn’t here a thing.” So they continued to watch the drama.
Life was good Changmin got to have his cake and ate it to. While Changmin got to live to see another day Jaejoong was gobbled up at the end by the big bad wolf.
-The End
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A/N- I seem to be obsessed with Yunho being a wolf in my stories. Aish! My poor Jae can't seem to catch a brake from his big bad wolf.