Cthulu Ftagn

[evildemonlemurs]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In April, I recruited hirochicken as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon 69sofine (65 points). Yesterday, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In June, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (345 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
EvilDemonLemurs

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So much happening all at once. This next week is going to be so stressful.