I find the best guys!
So my roommates decided that I should post an entry about my new jackass guy. Apparently the stuff everybody said about Jeremy was really funny, so they want to see what people think about Landon.
Landon...hmm...where do I begin? The beginning? Sounds good. Landon's our across the hall neighbor. Met him last semester because he was a nice guy. Made cookies and brought them to us. Then found a kitten in the street and brought it to us. Sounds nice, right? Well, or gay. But he's not gay. Which is a shame. Because I'd like him better then. ANYWAY! So last semester he started hanging out with us. Soon after the whole kitten thing. It started with me and Preston being reeeeally drunk one night. He came over and hung out with us because we woke him up by being loud. So anyway, he started hanging out. Then me and him started getting cuddly, coupley and whatnot. But then he said he couldn't have a relationship because his ex has cancer and he was still in love with her. OK. That's fine. I'll be his friend. Seemed like he needed a friend. So we became friends. But then after Thanksgiving he should me a letter Katie's (ex-girlfriend) sister. Apparently Katie passed away. So I went into consoling mode. I did anything for him. I even would hold him as he cried. We got really close this semester. We'd be stupid with all our friends and we'd also just sit together talking about serious stuff. And we'd still act all cuddly too. But then we started messing around. He'd start everything of course...I never ever make the first move, I just never say "no". But then we said we'd stop because we couldn't date with him still mourning Katie. But then he'd lose his self control again, and again I couldn't say "no". Then we'd say we don't need to do that anymore. See, he knows I was starting to fall for him. And I knew I couldn't because he's an emotional wreck. And he knows he couldn't like me either for the same reasons. He even said a week or two ago when we were talking "You know I want to, I just can't." Yeah I know. But he told me numerous times that I'm his best friend here. That's fine with me. I understand. Well....today he was over as usual. (He stays over here just about all day every day.) And he fell asleep on the couch. So I grabbed his phone and looked through his texts. Yes, it was probably wrong, I know. But I started reading though a conversation he was having with his friend, Josh. Josh just moved to Mobile. I'm going home to Mobile this weekend and I offered to give Landon a ride so he could see his friend. Ok, so in his conversation, they were talking about going out and having fun. And I'll put what his conversation was. I don't remember every word, but I'll put what I know and only what was actually in the conversation.
Landon: I actually have a friend from Mobile. I'm gonna try to convince her to give me a ride down there.
Josh: Good. That way it won't be just you, me, and nik.
Landon: Yeah, just as long as she doesn't get the wrong impression. I'm not attracted to her at all.
Josh: Oh, she ugly, eh?
Landon: She's not completely hideous. haha I just have no attraction for her at all.
Um...yeah. We think he was just trying to look good for his friend. But that's just a mean thing to say. Especially with our history. I just hate people who act nice around me, say I'm their best friend, and then say shit about me behind my back. I don't think I deserve that. Especially with him. I've let this little crush of mine get the best of me. I did everything for him. Anything he wanted, I'd do. Make him food, give him back rubs. Anything. Ass.
So yeah. What a great "best friend", huh! Whoo!!!
Landon...hmm...where do I begin? The beginning? Sounds good. Landon's our across the hall neighbor. Met him last semester because he was a nice guy. Made cookies and brought them to us. Then found a kitten in the street and brought it to us. Sounds nice, right? Well, or gay. But he's not gay. Which is a shame. Because I'd like him better then. ANYWAY! So last semester he started hanging out with us. Soon after the whole kitten thing. It started with me and Preston being reeeeally drunk one night. He came over and hung out with us because we woke him up by being loud. So anyway, he started hanging out. Then me and him started getting cuddly, coupley and whatnot. But then he said he couldn't have a relationship because his ex has cancer and he was still in love with her. OK. That's fine. I'll be his friend. Seemed like he needed a friend. So we became friends. But then after Thanksgiving he should me a letter Katie's (ex-girlfriend) sister. Apparently Katie passed away. So I went into consoling mode. I did anything for him. I even would hold him as he cried. We got really close this semester. We'd be stupid with all our friends and we'd also just sit together talking about serious stuff. And we'd still act all cuddly too. But then we started messing around. He'd start everything of course...I never ever make the first move, I just never say "no". But then we said we'd stop because we couldn't date with him still mourning Katie. But then he'd lose his self control again, and again I couldn't say "no". Then we'd say we don't need to do that anymore. See, he knows I was starting to fall for him. And I knew I couldn't because he's an emotional wreck. And he knows he couldn't like me either for the same reasons. He even said a week or two ago when we were talking "You know I want to, I just can't." Yeah I know. But he told me numerous times that I'm his best friend here. That's fine with me. I understand. Well....today he was over as usual. (He stays over here just about all day every day.) And he fell asleep on the couch. So I grabbed his phone and looked through his texts. Yes, it was probably wrong, I know. But I started reading though a conversation he was having with his friend, Josh. Josh just moved to Mobile. I'm going home to Mobile this weekend and I offered to give Landon a ride so he could see his friend. Ok, so in his conversation, they were talking about going out and having fun. And I'll put what his conversation was. I don't remember every word, but I'll put what I know and only what was actually in the conversation.
Landon: I actually have a friend from Mobile. I'm gonna try to convince her to give me a ride down there.
Josh: Good. That way it won't be just you, me, and nik.
Landon: Yeah, just as long as she doesn't get the wrong impression. I'm not attracted to her at all.
Josh: Oh, she ugly, eh?
Landon: She's not completely hideous. haha I just have no attraction for her at all.
Um...yeah. We think he was just trying to look good for his friend. But that's just a mean thing to say. Especially with our history. I just hate people who act nice around me, say I'm their best friend, and then say shit about me behind my back. I don't think I deserve that. Especially with him. I've let this little crush of mine get the best of me. I did everything for him. Anything he wanted, I'd do. Make him food, give him back rubs. Anything. Ass.
So yeah. What a great "best friend", huh! Whoo!!!