Highlights & other shit I'm pretty sure no one gives a damn about but I don't give a damn that so...
The Family Reunion (which was last weekend):
1. Grandpa called Uncle David's wife of ~6 months fat and she ran to the bathroom crying.
2. Mom got a knot in her back that I was trying to rub out for her. Grandpa offers to get her a massager...
"Isn't there a vibrator back in your bedroom, 'Nita?"
"Uh..no...I don't think so, Dad."
Me and Josh snicker.
"Are ya sure? I thought there was one back there."
"Haven't seen it, Dad."
More snickering.
"Well I would lend you my big vibrator but I lent to Shelby over at the shop." (Shelby is a 60-65 year old mentally-handicapped woman. Josh says she reminds him of Death.)
"Kids, go clean out the car."
3. Mom had the hardest time with flights this weekend. Her flight in was about 2 hours late and the flight out was 25 hours late.
Anyways, next Thursday me and Josh leave for Utah and Oregon and get back that Monday. Blergh, I hate short trips.
Went and saw King Arthur with Bec on Monday. It was ok. I have no real complaints except that we were both confused in the first 15 minutes of the movie and I still have no idea what knights were there or where the other knights were as the movie started out with only 7 (right, Bec?).
Last night I went and saw Spider-Man 2 with Josh, Amy, and Mikey. It was alright. Probably won't spend money to see it again.