Give Me Prompts!

[evil_little_dog]

So, I want to do some writing. Maybe you want to help?

Give me a prompt. Please, no pairings nor fandom.

I will write you a fic - it might be very short, it might be up to 1,000 words. It may be fandom related. It may be original.

Thanks!

Comments

[edgeofthewoods]

Ooh, fun!

I’m curious to know what this world would be like if schnauzers were the dominant species.

[evil_little_dog]

HMMMMM.

That will take thoughts. Though my immediate response is, "Hella barky." :D

[evil_little_dog]

This was simply unbelievable. Unprofessional. And a hella lot of other 'uns'. "You didn't."

"Why not?"

"Because - because - they're Schnauzers. Little barky dogs with bad attitudes!"

"My dogs have great attitudes!"

"Oh, please. The male stalks men, looking for a chance to bite. The old girl is suspicious of everyone. And the other girl is almost as blond as - as Barbie."

"Nothing wrong with being suspicious!"

"Nothing right with biting!"

"Please, like you don't like biting."

"That's ME, not dogs." A beat. "And you...you've uplifted them?"

"Uplifted?"

"You know, when you increase brainpower in an animal. Like. You. Did. With Schnauzers!"

"You sound so...I don't know. Angry."

"I am."

"Trust me, this will be good."

"Schnauzer overlords are not good!"

"La la la, not listening!"

Some months later..."See? Schnauzer overlords are good

[edgeofthewoods]

Ha ha ha! Love it!

I, for one, bow down to our schnauzer overlords!

[evil_little_dog]

I'm so glad! I couldn't think of any way to make it serious so I went with silly. :D

[classics_lover]

Aaaaaaaaaaah! Little barky overlords! ♥♥♥

[evil_little_dog]

Schnauzers would make such obnoxious overlords, truly. :D :D :D

[classics_lover]

So would my little yorkie, but in fairness she already thinks she's queen of the universe XD

[evil_little_dog]

All most beloveds do. :D