Went to the doctor for a minor checkup. She asked me again if I'm anorexic. Why?

MY BMI IS NOW IN THE 5TH PERCENTILE.

Doc's exact words? "Can you start putting lard on everything you eat?"

My mom's threatening to veto my veganism.

Fml. Hard.

Got my SAT scores, and uh. I GOT A 530 IN MATH.

[bitch moan whine complain]