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Health Watch: Shape up you fat fucker!
Ronald McDonald Downsizes To Promote Healthy Lifestyle
Clown Will Appear Slimmer, More Active In New Ads
BOSTON -- Ronald McDonald, the colorful frontman for the fast food chain, will be slimming down in a new ad campaign that the company says is aimed at promoting a healthier lifestyle ( Read more... ) -
You get what you pay for…
Bill says: Look here you cheap fuckers; you deserve to knock up some ten dollar rocks-in-your-ass whore off 8-mile if you buy your jimmy hats at a dollar store! If you can’t drop the five bucks for a box of name brand rubbers at your local CVS or RightAid, you need to keep that shit in your hand and out of her box ( Read more... ) -
Health Watch: Zoo Feaver Loose in the South!
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Bill Says:Austin, what were you thinking! Why fuck a pig when you have a perfectly good sister on hand? Believe me, I know how it is, I was one at a petting zoo with brownie troop 16 out of Westland when I had a run in with a sassy little number myself. I caught her out of the corner of my eye on the way over to feed the ducks. I’m telling you ( Read more... )
