Hee.

[evil_authoress]

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

Comments

[supersandoz]

i'll have you know i was actually singing that while reading--- 'cept for i cracked up at the "two magnificent thighs" part. guess ray toro's invited? :D

[evil_authoress]

I kind of prefer "four weird jews/three fake news," despite its ungrammaticalability.

[kagetenshi]

I was imagining FOB playing this carol, and it was awesome.

[shandriz]

Cookies-a-milking is somehow beautifully appropriate.