Hee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, evil_authoress sent to me...
Twelve cats drumming
Eleven muppets piping
Ten vampires a-leaping
Nine unicorns dancing
Eight cookies a-milking
Seven euphamisms a-swimming
Six pirates a-laying
Five art su-u-u-upplies
Four weird jews
Three fake news
Two magnificent thighs
...and an anime in an androgyny.
Leave it to the Jew to have a weird Christmas carol.