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hmmmmmm
I cannot get that damn yael naim song from the macbook air commercials out of my head.
and i smell like chlorine. really really strong too. -
hmmmm
I wonder why I am only awesome at first.... then I am mehhhh
i feel like a toy. -
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Dangerously Adorable- definition- a girl so likeable that you start to adore her even though your plan is to take it slow... -
so you may not approve....
but christmas came early for me this year!! -
foul. but oh so funny...
So I am talking to this boy today.....
and I ask how he is and how work is going, he tells me "bored, tired and hungry"
I said "I bet I can help with the horny part!!"
... and then proceeded to describe my subway meal.
his response:
"omg how funny, you're holding six inches and so am i"I would've told him to stick it in but I didn't want to ( Read more... ) -
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UGHHHH
I guess you finally hurt, like i do. -
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guess who's single???? -
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youre a touch overrated
well lets just say you got what you wanted. this is me with the words on the tip of my tongue ( Read more... )
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