Aug 27, 2004 15:08
Three Trolls Entertainment
Production Meeting
8-26-04
Meeting Minutes:
Attendees:
Joshua Olive
Jason Morgan
George Kobler
Bill Hubscher
Absent: Mike Malone
Old Business: On arrival, we discussed Instachoir and all our business assets under that brand.
We picked up the thread of our previous Educhoir project, and further discussed the merits of the Poo Zoo: particularly whether the feces of the different animals should be sculpted to resemble the animal itself in general shape. Details, such as a leopard’s spots for example, could be constructed using corn. The scratch and sniff section was decided upon as a keeper.
New Business: Mr. Olive presented the current trend in hypo-allergenic dog breeding, primarily the cross-breeds
with poodles. The Labrador Retriever/Poodle mix, called a Labradoodle, and the Schauzer/Poodle mix, called a Schnoodle. It was introduced as a topic that hypo-allergenic cats should prove to be very popular. The only current option in this vein is the hairless cat, so, since that breed is particularly off-putting, Mr. Olive proposed that we cross-breed an ordinary house cat with a poodle and call the resultant offspring by a unique name: Kitten Kaboodle. We should then sell said offspring at enormous profit, enjoy life, and retire.
Mr. Morgan has been selected to produce an artist’s representation of what a Kitten Kaboodle might look like.
Mr. Kobler will examine the patent and copyright issues involved in the creation of a new species and update us at the next meeting.
Mr. Hubscher will serve as the spokesman and head of public relations for this project.
Mr. Olive will make breeding selections and will determine which breed of cat will best serve our purposes. *See Mr. Morgan about possibly disastrous aesthetic outcomes for Persian Kitten Kaboodles.
Mr. Malone, in absentia, was charged with designing the web-page when sufficient photos and graphics have been compiled. Mr. Malone has also been designated to shoot all television commercials pursuant to direction from Mr. Hubscher’s demographic studies.
After consuming vast amounts of food and drink, Mr. Kobler made a motion to adjourn, and Mr. Olive seconded the motion. The vote was unanimous.