This is it.
So, okay, I'm willing to admit that this has not been my year. Between family problems, health problems, and computer problems I'm completely prepared to write off 2008 as bad luck. The truth of the matter is that I'm trying to tough it through, because the one thing I refuse to do is bitch and whine and wait for people to stumble over themselves
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You are totally important. I've missed seeing you on LJ!
Money sucks like woah - I'm renting and living off of my school loans and the insubstantial sum of around 120 bucks every *two* weeks, so I know the feeling when every penny counts. I extremely sorry that I can't help financially, but I'll do whatever I can to support you emotionally.
I hit my limit last year when St. Cloud State University kicked me so far down I was having trouble seeing daylight. I ended up having to leave due to stress-related illness half way through my second semester, and damned if it wasn't the hardest decision I've ever had to make. I'm going to tell you what all of my teachers and my family told me - you're health is *way* more important than any desire to tough it out. If you can, more power too you, but when it gets too extreme, when the stress is killing you a little bit one day at a time (seriously - I'm 24 years old, and ever since St. Cloud, I keep finding a bunch of gray hairs in the mass of brown), there is no shame in asking for help.
I don't know how supportive you're family is - I was insanely lucky in that my parents just wanted me safe and healthy, so I had a place to go. If your parents are the same, I would suggest going home for a few days, talking to your, maybe getting together with the friends you haven't seen in awhile. Just stop and catch your breath for a bit, otherwise the world will run you over, and Squished!Talia just doesn't look nearly as good in those tight tops you're fond of. ;)
That's all I got for inspirational at the moment. Next comment is totally just going to be amusing stuff I've picked up online these last few years.
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
# On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
# On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
# There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
# "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
# As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
# After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
# From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.
# In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
# If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.
# Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
# "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
# "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks are in the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children .... or other adults acting like children."
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# "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
# And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
# Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault ...it was the asphalt."
# Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
# Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
# An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
# After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
# Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
# A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
Also, I've been attempting to collect amusing squirrel stories, because squirrels are always funny. They even have a tag on my LJ
http://rensong.livejournal.com/tag/squirrels
Unfortunately, most of my squirrel stories happened before LJ invented tags, and in the back-tagging thing, I've only gotten up to June 2003, I think. However, the to stories that are there might still be amusing if you want more pick-me-ups!
Talk care of yourself, hon. That's most important.
{{{hugs again}}}}
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Thanks for the squirrels. They're always fun. In a scary, scary, cracked out sort of way.
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