Well, it's about time!
Oh my. The things that I've missed! And what lovely things they are. I leave for only two days, and what do I return to find? Pregnant men. This is not the way things were meant to be from creation, but....
MARY, YOU ARE THE MOST BRILLIANT SAINT IN ALL THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH.
Why shouldn't men get pregnant? It's a relief to see that they're beginning to buckle up and help the women out. (And I know most of you are unwilling, but do you really think that all women get pregnant on purpose?)
Have fun with morning sickness, weight gain, sore backs (but then again, some of you already had those you naughty, naughty, yaoi things), swollen ankles, the impossiblility to pick up anything off the floor, the insane urges for the most disgusting foods, kicking babies, restless nights, and, of course, stretch marks.