In my first drunken attempt at screwing wikipedia, i made a stupid article.

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This evening i tried to translate something into korean to my friend, but the differences and poor translation were so ridiculous we ended writing a simple sentence and translating it back and forth for an hour to see how it would end up. From the sentence "if you draw a line, a sexy trampoline will appear" we gained the marvelous epic that follows ( Read more... )

Ah, the joys of drinking on public transport. They had never really sunk into me until this point. but now i realise that sharing a six pack with a mate and talking loudly in english two seats behind the driver is the only TRUE way to travel. I suggest any of you with the means try it. it does not dissapoint ( Read more... )

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I have a problem. I have a prety little dancing gif i want to use as a user pic. The aidan monkey has aged a little. HOWEVER it appears that it is too big. anyone know how to shrink it ( Read more... )

You know im bored when i stumble back here. But i have, like a dog returning to the preverbial old pile of vomit for a nostalgic whiff ( Read more... )

I forgot this place even existed. I wish i hadnt. then id know all thelatest gos like travis getting arrested. that boy truly is a legend ( Read more... )

The japanese have stolen christmas, by faling to practice it. And yet they till go to all the trouble of putting up christmas decorations. But as far as i can tell, they dont realy give gifts and they hold no significance to the day. whats the point of a commercialisticaly corrupted holidays if none buys anythign except cake and shiny things ( Read more... )

Today someone asked me if i was a foreigner. admittedly they were chinese, but even they should realise that japanese people genreally dont look like me. and then to makes things worse, when i laughed at tehm, they asked again adn said they thought my hair was not the usual shade for a japanes person. DOes this seem odd to anyone else ( Read more... )

oh, and a small update on my uni matters. I am defiantely goign. I have the mothers approval, and even some half hearted financial support. i had ot pick an expensive country to run away to didnt i? talkign to caz, she said i would feel very pained to leave perth again, cos i woudl realise i love it. I already knew that, but i still couldnt help ( Read more... )