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TODAY I HIT A HOMELESS MAN WITH MY CAR!
no further story needed- i mean, that was basically it. i was stopped in traffic and a homeless crackhead THREW HIMSELF into my front bumper, threw himself into the middle of the street like roadkill, and then jumped up screaming that he was gonna sue me. Luckily there was a cop directing traffic that saw the whole thing, so i am luckily not in jail right now.
This is more exciting than the other day when a homeless lady outside the bp called me a "DUMB HOE" because she asked me for money and i told her i didnt have any cash, and then she saw me pay inside with change and called me on it. I was not having the best day and it was still light outside and there were people around, so i screamed at her that i didnt ENJOY waiting tables for a living, and i certainly didnt do it to support her. This is when she called me a dumb hoe so i threw a handful of change in the trash can and told her she was welcome to it.
Living in atlanta is making me hate homeless people, and i hate it because i dont like to hate people. I like the homeless people outside work that are nice and will sing to you or play crazy guitars they made out of cereal boxes and string, i wont ever give them change but i always bring home baked potatoes or leftovers from work for them, and they are way appreciative and never call me a dumb ho.
in other awesome news of the day, the whole right side of my face is swollen and i have no idea why? I either hit myself in the face while i was sleeping, was bitten by something, or have a huge cancerous growth- i really do not know which. It hurts like a bitch though, and its making my eye bruised because my cheek is swelling and putting pressure on it. i look like a retard. awesome.
no further story needed- i mean, that was basically it. i was stopped in traffic and a homeless crackhead THREW HIMSELF into my front bumper, threw himself into the middle of the street like roadkill, and then jumped up screaming that he was gonna sue me. Luckily there was a cop directing traffic that saw the whole thing, so i am luckily not in jail right now.
This is more exciting than the other day when a homeless lady outside the bp called me a "DUMB HOE" because she asked me for money and i told her i didnt have any cash, and then she saw me pay inside with change and called me on it. I was not having the best day and it was still light outside and there were people around, so i screamed at her that i didnt ENJOY waiting tables for a living, and i certainly didnt do it to support her. This is when she called me a dumb hoe so i threw a handful of change in the trash can and told her she was welcome to it.
Living in atlanta is making me hate homeless people, and i hate it because i dont like to hate people. I like the homeless people outside work that are nice and will sing to you or play crazy guitars they made out of cereal boxes and string, i wont ever give them change but i always bring home baked potatoes or leftovers from work for them, and they are way appreciative and never call me a dumb ho.
in other awesome news of the day, the whole right side of my face is swollen and i have no idea why? I either hit myself in the face while i was sleeping, was bitten by something, or have a huge cancerous growth- i really do not know which. It hurts like a bitch though, and its making my eye bruised because my cheek is swelling and putting pressure on it. i look like a retard. awesome.