ATTN: xABSx-ers... remember this?
i'd like to invite you all to the grand opening of the ABS Steakhouse. why dont you get familiar with our staff..
steve smallwood - owner. motivates us all with tough love.
eric - manager. squats next to the table and asks how everyone is coming along.
bill and aaron - hosts. the way they would say "hiii. how many this evening?" would just be so appealing.
farrell - the amazing waiter.
kyle - the terrible waiter.
ryan - the fun waiter who already has your order memorized.
daneal - the cute waitress who makes a ridiculous amount in tips.
danielle - the gruff waitress who really doesnt care how your food is coming along.
erica - the sassy and sexy bartender who smiles while she slaps
customers for getting too close.
casey - the sassy and sexy bartender who smiles insincerely while being hit on by the customers and taking their money.
tim and avi - busboys, smokers, and dirty t-shirt wearers.
mike freaking ortiz - cook. plays latin music in the kitchen through
a crappy radio and piercing volumes, while shouting at the other
employees in mixed and broken spanglish.
lance - not an employee, a regualr customer. brings a different girl
in every evening, but insults her so greatly that she walks out on
him, leaving him to drink his troubles away until closing. every
night.
so...are we in?
steve smallwood - owner. motivates us all with tough love.
eric - manager. squats next to the table and asks how everyone is coming along.
bill and aaron - hosts. the way they would say "hiii. how many this evening?" would just be so appealing.
farrell - the amazing waiter.
kyle - the terrible waiter.
ryan - the fun waiter who already has your order memorized.
daneal - the cute waitress who makes a ridiculous amount in tips.
danielle - the gruff waitress who really doesnt care how your food is coming along.
erica - the sassy and sexy bartender who smiles while she slaps
customers for getting too close.
casey - the sassy and sexy bartender who smiles insincerely while being hit on by the customers and taking their money.
tim and avi - busboys, smokers, and dirty t-shirt wearers.
mike freaking ortiz - cook. plays latin music in the kitchen through
a crappy radio and piercing volumes, while shouting at the other
employees in mixed and broken spanglish.
lance - not an employee, a regualr customer. brings a different girl
in every evening, but insults her so greatly that she walks out on
him, leaving him to drink his troubles away until closing. every
night.
so...are we in?