where do you get off comparing your hand to mine?

[evenauniverse]

last night engraved balls to my face. cigarettes are easier to drop under a seat than throw out the window, i learned. drinking does not pull the stick from one's ass, it twists. so today im gonna have to make a few calls of apology. to have devin draw you a cool picture like below, empty his bottle.


being sloshed is no fun unless you're governor.