Tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
eve
adj. more enormous than usual.
"Are you as eve as I am, dude?"
evemac
v. to hit a thong.
"I can't believe Jose tried to evemac!"
I am verily confused.
I am off to have a mad threesome with Jake Gyllenhaal and Colin Farrell.
That last part was a joke. (More like a wish.)
Huge ETA:
I forgot, this was the whole reason I was going to post. Tomorrow, at midnight. THE day we've all been waiting for. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. My mom is a dear and she pre-ordered a copy for me through Amazon, but I am also going to the party at the local Borders. It's a thing.
I'm going with a whole bunch of friends, and we are going to embrace our geekdom and happily chow down on Bertie Bott's every flavored beans, all the while mocking the twelve-year-olds who are in fact, there for the same reason. We are aware that we are flaming hypocrites.
I stayed up until four in the morning reading GoF, and I have every intention of doing the same with OotP. Nothing is going to distract me from reading it. Not one thing.
I still remember when the franchise started. Harry Potter t-shirts, memorabilia. Everywhere I went I was bombarded by lunchboxes, candy, and I hated it. I was, in essence, mad at J.K. Rowling for "selling out". I wanted HP to stay the little series with the cult following.
I loathed the movies. LOATHED them. Can't stand (most of) the actors, thought a majority of them were miscast. Don't get me started on the age of the actors playing the Black/Snape/Lupin generation. I walked out of the room halfway through SS when my parents borrowed it from a member of the Academy, and I fell asleep while watching CoS in the theatre. I mocked the basilisk terribly. The ending of CoS. Let me puke on your Hollywood ending, Chris fucking Columbus. Regardless of all this, I still plan on seeing PoA on the opening day. Mostly because the book is tied for my favorite of the series, and because it's diected by another person.
So I've stayed away from the HP fandom, although technically it was my first fandom, back in 1998 or 1999. But whichever board I frequented (for only a few months or so) got shut down, and I abandoned the fandom. Now, from what I've seen, it seems to be dominated with pedophilic slash, which just doesn't float my boat.
I mock the movies. I avoid the fandom. Does this make me a bad HP fan?
I don't really care, because I am so devoutly in love with the books. I have read them more times than I can count, and ashamedly, made up bad Mary Sue fics in my head because I was so eager for more of their world. (At that point I wasn't aware of fanfic.) I read these books when everyone mocked them and said they were for little kids. I just smirked when, a year later, everyone began raving about them.
And now, I am just drooling at the prospect of the 896 pages that awaits us. J.K. Rowling, you held out on us for FOUR YEARS. Don't make us regret it, bitch.
Will someone please email me with "the big spoiler" that I've heard mentioned? Because I am a bad spoiler whore.
adj. more enormous than usual.
"Are you as eve as I am, dude?"
evemac
v. to hit a thong.
"I can't believe Jose tried to evemac!"
I am verily confused.
I am off to have a mad threesome with Jake Gyllenhaal and Colin Farrell.
That last part was a joke. (More like a wish.)
Huge ETA:
I forgot, this was the whole reason I was going to post. Tomorrow, at midnight. THE day we've all been waiting for. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. My mom is a dear and she pre-ordered a copy for me through Amazon, but I am also going to the party at the local Borders. It's a thing.
I'm going with a whole bunch of friends, and we are going to embrace our geekdom and happily chow down on Bertie Bott's every flavored beans, all the while mocking the twelve-year-olds who are in fact, there for the same reason. We are aware that we are flaming hypocrites.
I stayed up until four in the morning reading GoF, and I have every intention of doing the same with OotP. Nothing is going to distract me from reading it. Not one thing.
I still remember when the franchise started. Harry Potter t-shirts, memorabilia. Everywhere I went I was bombarded by lunchboxes, candy, and I hated it. I was, in essence, mad at J.K. Rowling for "selling out". I wanted HP to stay the little series with the cult following.
I loathed the movies. LOATHED them. Can't stand (most of) the actors, thought a majority of them were miscast. Don't get me started on the age of the actors playing the Black/Snape/Lupin generation. I walked out of the room halfway through SS when my parents borrowed it from a member of the Academy, and I fell asleep while watching CoS in the theatre. I mocked the basilisk terribly. The ending of CoS. Let me puke on your Hollywood ending, Chris fucking Columbus. Regardless of all this, I still plan on seeing PoA on the opening day. Mostly because the book is tied for my favorite of the series, and because it's diected by another person.
So I've stayed away from the HP fandom, although technically it was my first fandom, back in 1998 or 1999. But whichever board I frequented (for only a few months or so) got shut down, and I abandoned the fandom. Now, from what I've seen, it seems to be dominated with pedophilic slash, which just doesn't float my boat.
I mock the movies. I avoid the fandom. Does this make me a bad HP fan?
I don't really care, because I am so devoutly in love with the books. I have read them more times than I can count, and ashamedly, made up bad Mary Sue fics in my head because I was so eager for more of their world. (At that point I wasn't aware of fanfic.) I read these books when everyone mocked them and said they were for little kids. I just smirked when, a year later, everyone began raving about them.
And now, I am just drooling at the prospect of the 896 pages that awaits us. J.K. Rowling, you held out on us for FOUR YEARS. Don't make us regret it, bitch.
Will someone please email me with "the big spoiler" that I've heard mentioned? Because I am a bad spoiler whore.