What's the world comin' to?!
I was at our graduation ceremony Saturday (for Senate ushering bullshit or somethin like that), and saw a lil girl like 5 years old, walking around with a cellphone and lookin all Paris Hilton slutty-like. WTF? I thought to myself, "jesus, that girl is goin to have one hell of a brain tumor when she gets older." She'll prolly be one of those crazy ppl with a deformity living as a transient on the streets of Milwalkie.