Wordslingin'
The plan was simple: sneak into the private chambers of Emir Thoras and assassinate him. The problem: he wasn't there. Stupid plans.
[It's good to know that your own wellbeing outweighs that of others.]
Brock: "Landing on people is softer than landing on pavement."
[One of these years, I'm going to understand how Ariel's brain works. This is not that year.]
Ariel: "What part of the plan requires the chicken?"
[Survey says... BUZZ!]
Brock: "What's my number one standard operating procedure?"
Georges: "Number one standard operating procedure..."
Matt: "Detain the hovertank?"
[After sending toxic nerve gas into the room with our enemies...]
Matt: "There's a guy wearing a gas mask? Not for long!"
[Matt fumbles his roll and drops his machete.]
Matt (resigned): "All right, I'll kill him with something more interesting."
[Kain's lessons in prisoner interrogation, part 1.]
Kain: "I have an oxy-acetylene torch, which I brought for just such a situation... in addition to other situations."
[Kain's lessons in prisoner interrogation, final lesson.]
Kain: "Are you ready to die for the South? [pushes him out the 40th floor window] There you go."
[Kain starts auctioning off the Emir's goods to the soldiers who have come to kill us.]
Emirate guardsman: "These are not yours to give away."
Kain: "They are now."
Next time, hopefully fighting actual people! With guns! And lots of things going boom! See you then!
[It's good to know that your own wellbeing outweighs that of others.]
Brock: "Landing on people is softer than landing on pavement."
[One of these years, I'm going to understand how Ariel's brain works. This is not that year.]
Ariel: "What part of the plan requires the chicken?"
[Survey says... BUZZ!]
Brock: "What's my number one standard operating procedure?"
Georges: "Number one standard operating procedure..."
Matt: "Detain the hovertank?"
[After sending toxic nerve gas into the room with our enemies...]
Matt: "There's a guy wearing a gas mask? Not for long!"
[Matt fumbles his roll and drops his machete.]
Matt (resigned): "All right, I'll kill him with something more interesting."
[Kain's lessons in prisoner interrogation, part 1.]
Kain: "I have an oxy-acetylene torch, which I brought for just such a situation... in addition to other situations."
[Kain's lessons in prisoner interrogation, final lesson.]
Kain: "Are you ready to die for the South? [pushes him out the 40th floor window] There you go."
[Kain starts auctioning off the Emir's goods to the soldiers who have come to kill us.]
Emirate guardsman: "These are not yours to give away."
Kain: "They are now."
Next time, hopefully fighting actual people! With guns! And lots of things going boom! See you then!