...And if everyone told me to jump off a cliff, I would

[evadne_noel]

Ten Ways to Tell You’re Reading a Fic by Evadne Noel1. Lucius is so out of character that everyone else appears to be in character by comparison

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[clearlyclayr]

These are also signs that my poor mind is being entertained at great lengths.

[roostah]

Amen.

[evadne_noel]

Thank you! It's why I'm here.

[tawabids]

Actually, that should be ten ways to make me love a story. Especially number five. And ten. Yes, that's all you need to get me hooked into any written work.

[evadne_noel]

Five and ten are the cornerstones of OUaFT. What I'd do without them, I don't know.

[redcoast]

Who cares if baking-obsessed, cheerful little Lucius is OOC? I loves him!

[evadne_noel]

He's so cutely oblivious to everything! Aww, who's the litte bad guy?

[fallingmallorn]

Attempts to impose any type of continuity or sense are actively discouraged, as they will only result in massive headaches anyway.

LeikOMGIwrote thizz ficcie n it iz tha kewliezest EVAROMG cuz lucoius an snapeyfluff an voldermart all haff a painitng pink poniezz partay cuz dumbledoore is soooo lame!!!1!!!!!1!!!!1!LOLZ!!1!!1!!

Wow. Just....argh. I hope I never try to troll for badfic, 'cause I'd probably succeed horribly. (?) *scrubs brain and goes to read Arthurian myths*

[evadne_noel]

Aha, it appears I have something in common with badfic, then.

[black_el_kitty]

Great list. xD You should have several titles for it: 10 Ways to Make a Fic Amusing. xD

[evadne_noel]

Thanks. I like amusing fic. Makes my life happier.