[Fic] The Night Before Christmas
Title: The Night Before Christmas
Genre: PWP, crack(ish)
Pairing: Matsumiya, and a little bit of Ohmiya
Rating: R
Disclaimer: not real
Summary: A highly inappropriate retelling of the Christmas poem The Night Before Christmas. The Johnny's idols return home for the holidays to have a festive sleepover at the dorms, but Nino doesn't count on Santa checking off his Christmas List early that year.
Thank you to my evil beta r_tenou for putting up with this ridiculousness. Merry Christmas
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the dorms,
the juniors were stirring, Chinen looking at porns.
Their hands were slicked up with the greatest of care,
In hopes that the new ANAN soon would be there.
They all buckled down and got to fast work;
It was a miracle none of their penises hurt.
And Jun in his eye-mask and I in my hat,
Had just settled down for a long peaceful nap.
When in the next room there arose such a clatter,
I elbowed my princess to see what was the matter.
Away to the doorway I flew like a flash,
Tripped on the rug and nearly busted my ass.
The room appeared quiet upon my first turn,
Till I noticed the juniors were getting rug-burn.
And what, to my horrified eyes should appear,
But an Ohno, on ANAN, displaying his rear.
His abs all looked all so glossy and slick,
That in a huge hurry I whipped out my dick.
The juniors paused in their strokes, if just for a second;
But they accepted the challenge, they wouldn’t be bested.
I twisted, and pulled, and called him by name,
“Fuck, Oh-chan, this cover...” but it wasn’t the same!
I could see from their writhing they were all getting close,
If I was going to come first, I’d have to call in the pros.
Roused from his sleep by my loud slutty moans,
On cue Jun entered the room, saw me and groaned,
“Nino, it’s three in the god-damn morning.”
“Then get on my dick,” I said with a warning.
The good thing about Jun is he’d never deny me.
With a sigh and an eye-roll he crept up behind me.
As I drew a sharp breath at the look in his eyes,
Jun muttered something about not being surprised.
He’d spotted the ANAN, and took in the room,
Then he hooked two fingers in my Fruit of the Loom.
“Leader looks sexy there,” Jun purred softly with glee;
It was true, Ohno was eye-fucking the shit out of me.
“Don’t take your eyes off him,” Jun barked the command,
But when he started working my shaft, listening be damned.
Jun set a fast pace that could cause a sprain,
And the band of his ring was rubbing the vein.
Then he dropped to his knees right then and there,
He took me all the way in, covering his teeth with great care.
Fuck It felt good, but I wasn’t yet close to completing,
And I laughed when the juniors moaned something about cheating.
Getting worked up himself, Jun couldn’t take it anymore,
“Ninomiya,” he gasped, “fuck me into the floor.”
He was naked, and writhing, fingers readying himself;
Jerking off slowly with one hand, I wanted to stretch him myself.
With a moan I thrust in, my speed just right.
I couldn’t believe it; he was so fucking tight.
Our fingers entwined around his erection, and I started rolling my hips,
Jun was shouting he was close, ‘Leader’s been giving you tips!”
“Kiss me,” I moaned when I started to come,
Jun arched up to meet me, also coming undone.
“How did you know this ANAN and you were just what I wanted?”
“Merry Christmas from Leader,” Jun playfully taunted.
Notes:
* Fruit of the Loom is a brand of cheap underwear
** I know Chinen isn't a junior, but he seemed like the most likely perpetrator
Genre: PWP, crack(ish)
Pairing: Matsumiya, and a little bit of Ohmiya
Rating: R
Disclaimer: not real
Summary: A highly inappropriate retelling of the Christmas poem The Night Before Christmas. The Johnny's idols return home for the holidays to have a festive sleepover at the dorms, but Nino doesn't count on Santa checking off his Christmas List early that year.
Thank you to my evil beta r_tenou for putting up with this ridiculousness. Merry Christmas
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the dorms,
the juniors were stirring, Chinen looking at porns.
Their hands were slicked up with the greatest of care,
In hopes that the new ANAN soon would be there.
They all buckled down and got to fast work;
It was a miracle none of their penises hurt.
And Jun in his eye-mask and I in my hat,
Had just settled down for a long peaceful nap.
When in the next room there arose such a clatter,
I elbowed my princess to see what was the matter.
Away to the doorway I flew like a flash,
Tripped on the rug and nearly busted my ass.
The room appeared quiet upon my first turn,
Till I noticed the juniors were getting rug-burn.
And what, to my horrified eyes should appear,
But an Ohno, on ANAN, displaying his rear.
His abs all looked all so glossy and slick,
That in a huge hurry I whipped out my dick.
The juniors paused in their strokes, if just for a second;
But they accepted the challenge, they wouldn’t be bested.
I twisted, and pulled, and called him by name,
“Fuck, Oh-chan, this cover...” but it wasn’t the same!
I could see from their writhing they were all getting close,
If I was going to come first, I’d have to call in the pros.
Roused from his sleep by my loud slutty moans,
On cue Jun entered the room, saw me and groaned,
“Nino, it’s three in the god-damn morning.”
“Then get on my dick,” I said with a warning.
The good thing about Jun is he’d never deny me.
With a sigh and an eye-roll he crept up behind me.
As I drew a sharp breath at the look in his eyes,
Jun muttered something about not being surprised.
He’d spotted the ANAN, and took in the room,
Then he hooked two fingers in my Fruit of the Loom.
“Leader looks sexy there,” Jun purred softly with glee;
It was true, Ohno was eye-fucking the shit out of me.
“Don’t take your eyes off him,” Jun barked the command,
But when he started working my shaft, listening be damned.
Jun set a fast pace that could cause a sprain,
And the band of his ring was rubbing the vein.
Then he dropped to his knees right then and there,
He took me all the way in, covering his teeth with great care.
Fuck It felt good, but I wasn’t yet close to completing,
And I laughed when the juniors moaned something about cheating.
Getting worked up himself, Jun couldn’t take it anymore,
“Ninomiya,” he gasped, “fuck me into the floor.”
He was naked, and writhing, fingers readying himself;
Jerking off slowly with one hand, I wanted to stretch him myself.
With a moan I thrust in, my speed just right.
I couldn’t believe it; he was so fucking tight.
Our fingers entwined around his erection, and I started rolling my hips,
Jun was shouting he was close, ‘Leader’s been giving you tips!”
“Kiss me,” I moaned when I started to come,
Jun arched up to meet me, also coming undone.
“How did you know this ANAN and you were just what I wanted?”
“Merry Christmas from Leader,” Jun playfully taunted.
Notes:
* Fruit of the Loom is a brand of cheap underwear
** I know Chinen isn't a junior, but he seemed like the most likely perpetrator