meme 2
I am the queen of procrastination
Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!
1. Ohno Satoshi (arashi)
2. TOP (Big Bang)
3. Ninomiya Kazunari (arashi)
4. Troy Barnes (community)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. Aiba Masaki (arashi)
7. Kitagawa Keiko (actress)
8. Sakurai Sho (arashi)
9. Pete Wentz (fall out boy)
10. Matsumoto Jun (arashi)
1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
If Troy, Pete and Jun were in an arcade together they would probably do one of the sports simulators, like the thing that measures how fast you pitch or playing basketball. Or maybe even the arm wrestling machine. All three are extremely competitive, but while Jun and Troy would play fair, Pete would cheat his way to victory.
2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
miracleboi@verydanger.com
3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
LOL, Sho once said something about his ipod being full of christmas songs, after which everyone made fun of him. That might be true at this time of year, but usually it would be full of Reggae, the man loooves reggae.
4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
I would be severely annoyed. The man has too much energy, and can't sit still to save his life. I would probably make him leave. Immediately.
5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Troy and Aiba would be an idiot match made in heaven. Both have extensive imaginations, child-like innocence and an excess amount of energy. I suddenly want an arashixcommunity cross-over fic.
6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
It depends on what they are duelling: if it is a duel with weapons, a ruthless duel to the death it's hard to say. Nino has the ruthless advantage, since he can switch to cut a bitch mode in an instant. However, Ohno is both more agile than Nino and would be able to use Nino's love for him as an advantage. I don't think they would ever hurt each other tbh. However, if there were "dueling swords" if you know what I mean, I think they are pretty evenly matched and everyone would have a happy ending ;)
7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Kitagawa Keiko would want something like hot peppers, TOP something gross like red bean paste and Ohno anchovies or pineapple. TOP would probably be disgusted by the anchovies, and Kitagawa would probably pick off the things she didn't like politely. Ohno would eat it all and say it was good.
8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor?
FISHING!! As far as school he would probably be a PE teacher, he would make a terrible language teacher.
9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
Ron and Jun would go to disney land. Jun would spend the entire time trying to explain how the rides worked without the use of magic and Ron would spend the entire time staring at Jun in awe of how pretty he is.
10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
Sho would spend the entire time being awkward about it, and probably actually refuse to sing anything to Jun out of fear that it would make the sexual tension between them even thicker. Instead Jun would roll his eyes and take matters into his own hands: he would sing "I'm too Sexy" and give Sho a striptease. DoS Bancho loves to make people uncomfortable.
11. How would 8 court 6?
Once again, I don't think Sho has the balls. He would spend the entire time, gazing at Aiba longingly while doodling sho + aiba = ♥ on his notebook. Meanwhile, Aiba would have the most fun ever teasing Sho, because he wouldn't be fooled for one second.
13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
I think it's Ohno. I'm an Ohmiya girl for life.
14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
TOP Wouldn't be bothered. He's a straight up gangsta
15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3’s lair, where they must fight against 3’s evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Pete and Aiba are about to get married, until Nino crashes their wedding and abducts Pete against his will. Aiba follows them, but must form an uneasy alliance with his arch rival Ohno. They hijack Sho's minivan and head for Nino's mom's house where they have to fight against Nino's zombified minions. When they burst through the door, Nino reveals that this was his grand plan all along, because Nino knew Aiba would lead Ohno right into his trap. Nino seduces Ohno and the two steal off to pleasure each other for hours. Aiba and Pete drive off into the sunset in Sho's minivan only to realize they have nothing in common an return to their respective husbands (Patrick and Sho) in a confused daze.
16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Sho would open it because he's polite like that. Inside would probably be something ridiculously stupid, like a picture of himself or one of those boxing gloves on a spring. Sho would be unimpressed.
17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Troy would definitely take it home and snuggle it. Unless it was a rat, then he would run away screaming
18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
Troy: Don't tell me y'all haven't noticed all that sexual tension you got going on
Sho: this really isn't appropriate
Kitagawa: guys really... what are you doing
Troy: Strip boy! Maker her want your lollipop
Sho: this is an absurd situation (takes off pants anyway)
19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
:8 piggy face
20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1’s life, how would you change it?
I wouldn't change a thing about it. I love Ohno just the way he is.