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A note to all men with girlfriends:
If your girlfriend should happen to leave her bra over at your house, it is not a good idea to wash it and dry it unless you know how a bra is supposed to be washed and dried. Because you will end up with a mass of fraying lace, warped underwire, and twisted straps if you attempt to wash it the same way you would wash and dry your boxer shorts. A bra is not a pair of boxer shorts. It must be washed carefully and hung to dry.
In other words, Adam decided to be helpful and washed my wonderbra and then tossed it into the dryer. his dryer is older than dirt. it eats clothing. my bra will never be the same. it was my favorite one, too..black lace with convertable straps, and just enough padding to make me seem like I actually have cleavage (if you squint hard enough).
Fucker. This is after he shrank my sports bra and I forbade him from ever washing my undergarments again. He should have known that the almighty Wonderbra is sacred and cannot be washed by mere male mortal hands. I'll have to go sacrifice a virgin male in the entryway of victoria's secret to undo the wrong that has been wrought this day.
If your girlfriend should happen to leave her bra over at your house, it is not a good idea to wash it and dry it unless you know how a bra is supposed to be washed and dried. Because you will end up with a mass of fraying lace, warped underwire, and twisted straps if you attempt to wash it the same way you would wash and dry your boxer shorts. A bra is not a pair of boxer shorts. It must be washed carefully and hung to dry.
In other words, Adam decided to be helpful and washed my wonderbra and then tossed it into the dryer. his dryer is older than dirt. it eats clothing. my bra will never be the same. it was my favorite one, too..black lace with convertable straps, and just enough padding to make me seem like I actually have cleavage (if you squint hard enough).
Fucker. This is after he shrank my sports bra and I forbade him from ever washing my undergarments again. He should have known that the almighty Wonderbra is sacred and cannot be washed by mere male mortal hands. I'll have to go sacrifice a virgin male in the entryway of victoria's secret to undo the wrong that has been wrought this day.