wait a minute..I love what???
Adam's mother recently went on vacation. While on vacation, she ate at a restaurant called "Dicks"
From this restaurant, she purchased this for me:
Yes. My boyfriend's mother bought me a shirt that says "I Love Dicks"
it could have been worse, though. Apparently they also sold thongs there that said the same thing, but she didn't know if I wore thongs or not. Thank god for that. The only thing worse than receiving a shirt from your boyfriend's mother that says "I love dicks" is a pair of panties that says the same thing.
Edit:
I forgot to mention that I took the shirt in to work today to show it to my boss and my other co-worker. I waited until all the men in the office were at lunch before I brought it out of my car. As I was standing there, holding it up against my chest, the CEO of the university and the Dean of Academics came back from lunch early. There I was, in all my workday glory, holding up the "I Love Dicks" shirt for all to see. Oops. Luckily both of them have a sense of humor. I'm glad the Human Resources woman wasn't in the office as well, though. She probably would have had a heart attack.
From this restaurant, she purchased this for me:
Yes. My boyfriend's mother bought me a shirt that says "I Love Dicks"
it could have been worse, though. Apparently they also sold thongs there that said the same thing, but she didn't know if I wore thongs or not. Thank god for that. The only thing worse than receiving a shirt from your boyfriend's mother that says "I love dicks" is a pair of panties that says the same thing.
Edit:
I forgot to mention that I took the shirt in to work today to show it to my boss and my other co-worker. I waited until all the men in the office were at lunch before I brought it out of my car. As I was standing there, holding it up against my chest, the CEO of the university and the Dean of Academics came back from lunch early. There I was, in all my workday glory, holding up the "I Love Dicks" shirt for all to see. Oops. Luckily both of them have a sense of humor. I'm glad the Human Resources woman wasn't in the office as well, though. She probably would have had a heart attack.