How can one possibly like Government class?
I know why: funny quotes. Oh yeah, watch out Mr. Hallemann because Mr. Dubin makes government funny.
"The reason I am interested in gov. is the same reason people are interested in Nascar. We watch it for the wrecks. Gov is boring when everyone gets along, but when everything is crashing and burning, that's when government gets sexy."
"That's the beauty of free speech, we can say that Bush has sex with his daughters, Bush has sex with a goat... and it's all perfectly legal."
"What does it mean to be an American?" Some girl: "You can have sex with as many guys as you want."
"What does it mean to be an American?" Some guy: "To die for your country." Dubin: "Well, that isn't limited to us, most people would die for whatever country they are from, like the French, well... no, not the French, they'd make us die for their country instead."
"Well, some freedom of the press is limited, you can't go into 7-11 and get the new issue of kiddie porn monthly."
"Can I borrow your face?"
Some girl: "I spent $700 on a crotch rocket.." Dubin: "................." Some guy: "Don't worry it's a motorcycle."
"America has Nascar, Disney, Hooters, everything good in the world..."
"I'm the king, excuse me while I go poop by the cedar tree."
"He does it the American way, by screwing people out of their land and getting rich."
"The reason I am interested in gov. is the same reason people are interested in Nascar. We watch it for the wrecks. Gov is boring when everyone gets along, but when everything is crashing and burning, that's when government gets sexy."
"That's the beauty of free speech, we can say that Bush has sex with his daughters, Bush has sex with a goat... and it's all perfectly legal."
"What does it mean to be an American?" Some girl: "You can have sex with as many guys as you want."
"What does it mean to be an American?" Some guy: "To die for your country." Dubin: "Well, that isn't limited to us, most people would die for whatever country they are from, like the French, well... no, not the French, they'd make us die for their country instead."
"Well, some freedom of the press is limited, you can't go into 7-11 and get the new issue of kiddie porn monthly."
"Can I borrow your face?"
Some girl: "I spent $700 on a crotch rocket.." Dubin: "................." Some guy: "Don't worry it's a motorcycle."
"America has Nascar, Disney, Hooters, everything good in the world..."
"I'm the king, excuse me while I go poop by the cedar tree."
"He does it the American way, by screwing people out of their land and getting rich."