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I'm addicted to Pokémon again, blame my sister. I'm playing Crystal, if anyone has a GBA and some unwanted Pokémon I'd be happy to relieve you of them.
We found a T.V., covered in oil, in a cart at Publix last night. It kinda worked, however Zack thought that the "right thing to do" was to break it to pieces. Unfortunately for him (and everyone interested in the T.V.'s destruction) he overshot his goal, landing the tv on top of a trash pile in the back of the compactor instead of the front. It made really cool noises when it exploded though. Then we popped soda cans for 20 minutes. After that I sat on the vending machine for half an hour because I was told to dust them, among other things, and felt like doing nothing. Later I rode on the mop machine in the lotus position with a hand extended like Buddah...
Publix makes me sad.
[EDIT]
I figured it out, all the new Pokémon are either de-evolutions or fucking imbreds, LOOK!
We found a T.V., covered in oil, in a cart at Publix last night. It kinda worked, however Zack thought that the "right thing to do" was to break it to pieces. Unfortunately for him (and everyone interested in the T.V.'s destruction) he overshot his goal, landing the tv on top of a trash pile in the back of the compactor instead of the front. It made really cool noises when it exploded though. Then we popped soda cans for 20 minutes. After that I sat on the vending machine for half an hour because I was told to dust them, among other things, and felt like doing nothing. Later I rode on the mop machine in the lotus position with a hand extended like Buddah...
Publix makes me sad.
[EDIT]
I figured it out, all the new Pokémon are either de-evolutions or fucking imbreds, LOOK!
