elizah_jane and I have the same sense of humor. A big part of that is cooking up scenarios in which Tom Welling is a dick. Tom, I'm sure you're probably a decent human being, but for the purposes of the lulz we pretend you're a jerk.

I wrote this to entertain her, if you laugh, too, bonus!

( CWrps: #dontbeadouche )

I know this is taking me an unreasonable amount of time to accomplish. I HAVE ISSUES, OK?

This is my first help_haiti fic. This one is for la_perkins. This is a combination of things you asked for. Um. I hope you like it. If not, I can try again ( Read more... )

So this weekend, monkiedude was expressing her displeasure at my "defection" to SGA and blah blah I'd better not really do it. And my response was pretty much "Bitch, are you kidding?" HELLO, Wincon and all that! But in a bid to pledge my loyalty I promised her if we could come up with a scenario I didn't totally want to throw myself in front of a train over ( Read more... )

these people are funnier than me

I dedicate this story to Slod, my one true love.

( The CW Does Atlantis (if Michael Rosenbaum doesn't get there first, don't tell John Sheppard) Part One (of one) )

( WBrps: Five Lives Jensen Ackles Definitely Did Not Lead (Three: Forward Passes, Interceptions, and Tom Welling's Dick Size) )

( WBrps: Five Live Jensen Ackles Definitely Did Not Lead (Two: Green) )

( WBrps/other: Five Lives Jensen Ackles Definitely Did Not Lead. (One: Planet Texas) )

( WBrps: Play anything but Stairway to Heaven )

( WBrps: Marry Me )

( WBrps: A Fish Story )