Oh, ye gods. This takes me back to a party I used to go to twice a year, on the water, beer and liquor and oysters and deep-fried turkey and 'nanner pudding and..
By that I mean you got it RIGHT. I could hear Chris' purr, smell the Skin so Soft, feel jeans on bare skin.
hahahaha ok, I left out the nana puddin', but I'm glad it was implied. (and I think I will make some today, thank you) leave out the turkey (which is just for spechul okayshuns) that pretty much describes my life
hey, guess what? it's a goddamned blizzard here today! OH YAY. I live for that. What I love? being trapped in the house because of the weather, like when it might actually KILL me to leave home? That, I totally live for it.
The sweaty sheet thing: last time I was home, this really happened to me. I had this whole war with the air conditioning (can I mention that it was october and still so hot I was dying of a heat stroke INSIDE?) and I was defeated completely. ALSO, remind me to tell you the whole saga of my mother and her refusal to get the air conditioning fixed for THREE YEARS because she's so cold natured it didn't bother her. Yeah, no, really. For this, I am putting her into a non-state sanctioned nursing home.
Wait until you're trapped with me in the car and I won't stop flipping the radio stations because all that's on is Garth Brooks and songs about Jesus with the AC out and the beer getting in the trunk.
In a town where you can sum up every girl in just one sentence, give or take the subject or the verb, she shows up like the devil said PENANCE, won't everything be clear no more.
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Oh man, that's perfect. All of it just melts my brain, but the comment about unsweetened tea? just gets me.
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You need your brain to live, so stop reading fic or else you will become a zombie!
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This feels like home. You are awesome and this was hot.
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By that I mean you got it RIGHT. I could hear Chris' purr, smell the Skin so Soft, feel jeans on bare skin.
explanation for unsweetened tea.
There's a what now?
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ok, I left out the nana puddin', but I'm glad it was implied.
(and I think I will make some today, thank you)
leave out the turkey (which is just for spechul okayshuns) that pretty much describes my life
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The sweaty sheet thing: last time I was home, this really happened to me. I had this whole war with the air conditioning (can I mention that it was october and still so hot I was dying of a heat stroke INSIDE?) and I was defeated completely. ALSO, remind me to tell you the whole saga of my mother and her refusal to get the air conditioning fixed for THREE YEARS because she's so cold natured it didn't bother her. Yeah, no, really. For this, I am putting her into a non-state sanctioned nursing home.
Wait until you're trapped with me in the car and I won't stop flipping the radio stations because all that's on is Garth Brooks and songs about Jesus with the AC out and the beer getting in the trunk.
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hot beer is a sin
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