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[ethericbit]

[ Jack's sucking his fingers on his right hand when the screen comes on (they're covered in tape? Who cares!). It's been a full month since he last posted to the network, and he's sick and tired of this thing shocking him.

But with that crazy guy biting people last week, and Sollux and Eridan just getting their own chips out, he actually has

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[fierybluebird]

I forgot an entire 3 days worth and woke up to a warm hardboiled egg under me and a bra on my head. Neither of which were mine I should add.

I was later filled in by my roommates though that I spent quite a bit of the time shedding blue feathers and insisting on making a nest with my brother. Sounds like a blast if I could only remember it.

[ethericbit]

[ jeez Marco he's like thirteen DO YOU NEED ALL THESE DETAILS ]

No, that just sounds really lame!

[fierybluebird]

[IT WAS COMPLETELY INNOCENT!]

It's not supposed to be a fun experiment for anyone I believe. I just got off easy as it kicked my other side's instincts into protective overdrive.

[ethericbit]

[ THERE WERE BRAS IN THAT STORY DUDE ]

So you didn't peck anybody to death or anything?

[fierybluebird]

[Nami was giving away her clothes that didn't fit and he stole it to make his nest lining :|]

If you saw a flaming blue bird larger than a man, would you do anything to purposely piss it off?

I spent the whole time in phoenix mind, but either people had enough sense to keep their distance, or Ace kept me in a good mood, I assume. -- His devil fruit is fire so my phoenix side tends to find it... comforting? [He has no idea how to explain it.]

[ethericbit]

[ still pretty crazy dude :| ]

Well, I didn't do anything to piss off that crazy guy who was attacking everyone last week.

There's fruit made of fire here?

[fierybluebird]

[Good times.]

Yeah, well... phoenixes aren't carnivores.

[Tilts his head to the side.] Devil fruit power. That is how I can turn into a phoenix. Each devil fruit ability is different. Ace's lets him turn into fire. He ate it ages ago, eh.

[ethericbit]

...So your world has fruit that turns people into fire.

[ his eyebrows, they are looking at you very "what the heck"-ingly. ]

[fierybluebird]

Yes.

Or gives them the power of earthquakes, or turns them into rubber, or diamond, or sand and so forth.

[ethericbit]

Oh jeez, it would suck to be sand.

[ Scritch scratch his cheek. Jack Hyland, completely missing the point life 2011 ]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, well, Crocodile is a giant prick anyway so he deserves it.