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[ Jack's sucking his fingers on his right hand when the screen comes on (they're covered in tape? Who cares!). It's been a full month since he last posted to the network, and he's sick and tired of this thing shocking him.
But with that crazy guy biting people last week, and Sollux and Eridan just getting their own chips out, he actually has something productive to talk about. ]
Stupid dumb machine...
[ back to smiling ] Okay, so how many of you have gotten your chips out? I know it makes people all crazy and sick and that junk, but do they do anything else? Screw up your brain even more? Put you to sleep for awhile? I don't wanna waste any more time figuring this stuff out!
Oh, and how much of this place have you guys explored? 'Cos I bet there's something important you've all missed, if we're all still stuck here like this. Haha.
But with that crazy guy biting people last week, and Sollux and Eridan just getting their own chips out, he actually has something productive to talk about. ]
Stupid dumb machine...
[ back to smiling ] Okay, so how many of you have gotten your chips out? I know it makes people all crazy and sick and that junk, but do they do anything else? Screw up your brain even more? Put you to sleep for awhile? I don't wanna waste any more time figuring this stuff out!
Oh, and how much of this place have you guys explored? 'Cos I bet there's something important you've all missed, if we're all still stuck here like this. Haha.