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Jul 09, 2009 17:05

What's the sound of one hand douching? Do you see the guy on the left in the white shirt? I'm pretty sure it sounds exactly like THAT GUY.


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jklumpp July 9 2009, 22:26:19 UTC
I think it is important that the flyers be not angry and aggressive "Look at this asshole! He upset us!" but embarassing and fun-making "Look at this dork, he got pwned by geek girls. You should pwn him too!"

Just sayin'. He seemed like the sort who would get off on seeming like the asshole fucktard, but not so much on seeming like the douchey, dweeby annoyance.

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lisianthia July 9 2009, 22:27:27 UTC
www.douchehat.com

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porcelainsakura July 9 2009, 22:54:31 UTC
www.douchesagainstspacecamp.com
This way it will apply to every douche that doesn't buy a badge.

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ethel July 9 2009, 22:56:39 UTC
Ha! I love it!

Though, I think JonO pointed out yesterday that the space camp program is funded entirely by restitution from that cuntflap who stole from MISFITS.

If, however, the spacec camp thing gets even a little bit of money from registration, I think we have a domain name winner.

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porcelainsakura July 9 2009, 23:30:20 UTC
If that doesn't work how bout
www.gtfomycon.com

Then we can expand to featuring douchebags at other cons!

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ethel July 9 2009, 23:40:21 UTC
Aw, I don't know if I want to do that necessarily...it seems like it could be misconstrued as exclusionist, and/or that someone happening across it could misinterpret it as "they need to gtfo out because they're preps" instead of "they tried to steal from a nonprofit, they got busted, and that's full of lols." I wanna keep it lighthearted.

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porcelainsakura July 9 2009, 23:55:57 UTC
I'm going to edit my reply to note, I agree instead of get it :)
My feelings are not against preps, but that the dude was a jerk to you guys and my POV comes from finding many jerks and con this year.

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ethel July 9 2009, 23:56:22 UTC
This.

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finback July 10 2009, 00:41:59 UTC
condouche.com

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ethel July 9 2009, 22:50:26 UTC
I don't think it'll take a huge stretch to make him look like a dumbass dweeb.

Next time that happens to us, I'm determined to stop and bellow to everyone at consuite: "May I have your attention PLEASE. This guy right here is trying to sneak past the badging station into consuite without a badge. What do all of you think of that?" And just let the natural shame happen.

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eyelid July 9 2009, 23:20:05 UTC
WIN

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ethel July 10 2009, 00:18:50 UTC
This is brilliant.

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433 July 10 2009, 13:49:58 UTC
davidkingsley July 10 2009, 02:09:50 UTC
That should be in the list of instructions for badgers on how to handle these douchebags.

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anterastilis July 10 2009, 14:23:29 UTC
Find the guy dressed as Hagrid, a couple of Klingons...there were enough superheroes running around. It could have been GLORIOUS. Today IS a good day to squash the douchebag!

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