( John Boehner has looked like he's been trying to pass a kidney stone for the past ten minutes now. )

Huh, make one comment on those stupid news posts about a birthday, and get two v-gifts to stick on my profile from that Russian goat. XD

But seriously, thank you all for the birthday wishes. I bring you this in exchange, because it is a thing of beauty and needs to be spammed to everyone.

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