Lesbian Gang
By: White Rain
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Clover, Card Captor Sakura, Tsubasa, xXxHOLiC, Tokyo Babylon or X/1999.
Pairings: Way too many to name, and I'm lazy. But Tomoyo/Sakura, Yoruichi/Sakura, Yoruichi/Satsuki, Tatsuki/Orihime, Hokuto/Subaru and Rukia/Subaru off the top of my head. MOSTLY IT'S AN ORGY.
Genre: Is lesbian orgy a genre? IT SHOULD BE.
Word Count: 956
Notes: So Tati posted about
Lesbian gangs out to take over America and this lead to me sulking about CLAMP and their grudge against lesbians that don't end up dead or say one-sided. She said that was to keep them safe from the Bleach lesbian gang. I'M SORRY?
Summary: The Bleach women go to CLAMPverse to get them to join their lesbian gang. Yoruichi molests people. And Subaru is mistaken for a girl.
"You need to dump Syaoran," Tatsuki told Sakura, chewing her gum loudly. "Men are nothing but trouble. We should dump them underground and keep them there for breeding purposes."
"That's mean," Orihime said, twisting up her face. "We should just eliminate men and find a way to produce without them!"
"Even better," Tatsuki said grabbing Orihime by the waist and pulling her forward. She dropped a kiss on Orihime's head and then said, "That's why I love you, bebe."
"But I love Syaoran-kun!" Sakura said unhappily. "I don't want to dump him."
"Don't worry," Yoruichi purred coming up from behind her and draping her arms around her middle and setting her head on her shoulder, "we can more than," she pressed her lips on Sakura's neck, "satisfy you."
"That's not it," Sakura said and then whimpered and tilted her head to the side.
Behind them, Soi Fong smirked and crossed something off the list on her clipboard. Yoruichi could always bring the girls to the Light.
"You," Rukia snapped, pointing at Keigo. "You only brought us one person. Where are the other girls? We're not going to be able to take over the world with just us."
"Shut up, you bitch," Ichigo said, walking up, about ten girls behind him.
"No back talking," Rukia said and then nodded to Matsumoto. "Twenty lashes for him."
"Will do," Matsumoto said, guzzling the rest of her beer and then grabbing Ichigo by the wrist. Keigo sent the poor boy waves of sympathy, because Ichigo actually looked afraid.
"What are we doing here?" A girl dressed in a bunny suit with wings asked. "I have plans, you know."
"Nii-san," the girl who looked exactly like her said quietly, tugging at her sleeve. "We should be quiet."
Nanao pushed up her glasses and said, in a no-nonsense tone, "We are here to ask you to join our cause."
"And by ask," Tatsuki said, sparing a glare at Chizuru, who was eyeing Orihime's ass, "we mean force." Then she stuck her tongue in Orihime's mouth and kissed her possessively.
"What kind of cause is it?" a pretty girl with short hair and large breasts said. "And can you hurry it up, Beast is waiting?"
"Tell him to shove it when you get the chance," Tatsuki said, after pulling away from Orihime, who now had her gum and was chewing happily. She tilted her head to Yoruichi, "she looks like she's going to flee, do your magic."
Yoruichi pulled away from a dazed Sakura and said, "my pleasure."
"Your names, from the left," Soi Fong said sharply. "Then we'll tell you our mission."
"Kotori," a blond girl said in a dreamy voice.
"Karen," a pretty woman with pink hair and a short black dress said.
"Himawari," the girl with long, dark hair, and a cheerful smile said happily.
"Tomoyo," the girl with equally long dark hair said and then added worriedly, "is Sakura-chan okay?"
Rukia smirked. "No need to work on her." She waved her off to Sakura's direction and Tomoyo ran to her and they began to speak quietly to one another.
"Satsuki," the girl who Yoruichi was molesting, said in a high voice and then moaned, leaning into her chest.
"Yuzuriha," a girl with short dark hair, with a puppy next to her heals, said her face lined with worry. "This is Inuki."
"Oruha," the woman next to her with dark curly hair said. Her eyes were narrowed and she looked suspicious, but also not ready to leave. Rukia took note of her, and checked out her breasts.
"Hokuto," the girl in the bunny suit and wings said cheerfully. She pulled what looked like her twin close to her chest. "And this is my twin, Subaru."
"I can speak for myself," Subaru said, blushing into her chest.
Hokuto held her twin tightly against her breasts. "Shh, let your big sister handle this."
Subaru sighed, but otherwise, did not protest.
"Yuuko," the last one said, although it was more proper to say she purred, as she draped her arms around the twins next to her.
"Ufage," Satsuki said as Soi Fong took down the last name.
"Momo," Tatsuki said and the pretty girl walked over to her, a roll of paper in her hand. She then turned the the girls in front of her. "We're tired of men destroying the world."
"Here, here!" Hokuto said and Tatsuki smirked and unrolled the paper and held it up to the girls in front of her.
"So we're going to take over the world and set things proper," Nanao said.
"And have some fun," Yoruichi said, finally finishing molesting Satsuki.
"So do you want to join us?" Orihime said hopefully, leaning into Tatsuki.
"I'm in if we do this more," Satsuki said, grabbing Yoruichi's hand and prodding her to continue violating her, which she did, happily.
"Er," Subaru called, pulling away from Hokuto, and saying apologetically, "I'm not a woman."
"You might as well be," Hokuto said airily, "so what does it matter?"
"Make him wear a bra and stuff it with tissues," Chizuru said wisely. "He's too pretty to not to keep."
Subaru buried his face in his hands.
"I'll do it," Rukia said, "I also need to talk to Ichigo about making sure he gets only girls."
"I'll come with you," Hokuto said. "And since you're going to undress Subaru, you should marry him and make him honest! Ohohoho!"
"Anyone who is opposed will be molested until they see the light," Nemu said, and insane light glinting in her eyes. "And I want to study all of you in as many ways as I can, so I encourage you to protest."
All in all, it was a success and many people got laid.