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This is a wonderful convo with me hyped up on these sexual herbs! Poor Amy had to put up with me! =D
Amy: well if you drank too much now the question is who`s bed are you in? lol
Holmes: heading to mine of course all by myself
Amy: well.. that`s kinda sad. ]=
Holmes: yeah tell me about it...those herbs got me all horny
Amy: lmao* well, .....................well.. Idk what to say. lol
Holmes: exactly me either *gives blank stare*
Holmes: *keeps staring*
Amy: lmao* is this where I say, oh josh, do you want me to go w/you? lol
Holmes: naw u don't have to say baybee, i know you want to
Holmes: lmaoooo
Holmes: i think i tried to be smooth there
Amy: lmfao* you know it ;p & don`t ever try to be smooth again. lmao
Holmes: harsh!
Amy: Awe I was jokin ..
Holmes: i know...cuz i'm so smooth, i'm like a laxative
Amy: Ewwwwww lmao
Holmes: what! nobody wants a clogged pipe!
Amy: lmfao .. ew.. well, shit happens I guess. lmao
Holmes: only if the path is clear
Amy: ew. lol
Holmes: hahaha *pukes on your shirt*
Amy: *EW* lmao
Holmes: how's HIGHHHHH school going?
Amy: lol just fine.. was there a reason you put emphasis on high? lol
Holmes: i'm not sure, it's just all a blur
Amy: LoL* Yeah, so far it`s all a blur & I`m just a sophomore ..
Holmes: wow you are a lil chitlin
Holmes: ur making me feel old & grey
Amy: lmao* I`m 15 there old man.. that`s pretty old.
Holmes: 15 is not old...you are super young
Amy: uhm how old are you again?
Holmes: 64
Amy: LMFAO* omg whatever
Holmes: naw it's true...i'm 64 & on the Kanye West "Get Right For The Summer Workout Plan"
Amy: lmao* alrighty then..
Holmes: did you steal my viagra?
Amy: when I first read that I thought it said 'did you steal my vagina' lmfao
Holmes: yeah that's what i said
Amy: lmao* well, no, I did not steal your vagina. lol
Holmes: don't lie
Amy: OK OK, you caught me, it was just, there, & uhm, I couldn`t help myself... \=
Holmes: the oompa loompas put you up to it didn't they?
Amy: I could answer that, but then I`d have to kill you.
Holmes: oooo that's hott
Amy: The oompa loompas? lmao
Holmes: no, i eat them for breakfast...talking about the last part of your line
Amy: lmao* oohh okay, so If I came & killed you that would be hot?
Holmes: oh stop teasing me you silly girl *winks*
Amy: you`re into that kinky stuff aren`t ya?! Just admit it. lol
Holmes: right after you admit to getting butt-raped by those 6 ass-pirates & the baby llama
Amy: was that before or after you got drunk & had fun with your dog & a pine cone?
Holmes: you should know, you was filming it...sad story how the pine cone got trapped in the dog's colon until the dog was so full of shit he busted like a plastic bag filled with vegetable soup smacking the concrete floor
Amy: damn, should`ve used gladware ..
that basically wraps it up...so here's a few pictures for all your dedication, BITCH! ;)
just a plain one of me
my shirt is awesome
you know i'm the king of bling bling with my spinners watch
Amy: well if you drank too much now the question is who`s bed are you in? lol
Holmes: heading to mine of course all by myself
Amy: well.. that`s kinda sad. ]=
Holmes: yeah tell me about it...those herbs got me all horny
Amy: lmao* well, .....................well.. Idk what to say. lol
Holmes: exactly me either *gives blank stare*
Holmes: *keeps staring*
Amy: lmao* is this where I say, oh josh, do you want me to go w/you? lol
Holmes: naw u don't have to say baybee, i know you want to
Holmes: lmaoooo
Holmes: i think i tried to be smooth there
Amy: lmfao* you know it ;p & don`t ever try to be smooth again. lmao
Holmes: harsh!
Amy: Awe I was jokin ..
Holmes: i know...cuz i'm so smooth, i'm like a laxative
Amy: Ewwwwww lmao
Holmes: what! nobody wants a clogged pipe!
Amy: lmfao .. ew.. well, shit happens I guess. lmao
Holmes: only if the path is clear
Amy: ew. lol
Holmes: hahaha *pukes on your shirt*
Amy: *EW* lmao
Holmes: how's HIGHHHHH school going?
Amy: lol just fine.. was there a reason you put emphasis on high? lol
Holmes: i'm not sure, it's just all a blur
Amy: LoL* Yeah, so far it`s all a blur & I`m just a sophomore ..
Holmes: wow you are a lil chitlin
Holmes: ur making me feel old & grey
Amy: lmao* I`m 15 there old man.. that`s pretty old.
Holmes: 15 is not old...you are super young
Amy: uhm how old are you again?
Holmes: 64
Amy: LMFAO* omg whatever
Holmes: naw it's true...i'm 64 & on the Kanye West "Get Right For The Summer Workout Plan"
Amy: lmao* alrighty then..
Holmes: did you steal my viagra?
Amy: when I first read that I thought it said 'did you steal my vagina' lmfao
Holmes: yeah that's what i said
Amy: lmao* well, no, I did not steal your vagina. lol
Holmes: don't lie
Amy: OK OK, you caught me, it was just, there, & uhm, I couldn`t help myself... \=
Holmes: the oompa loompas put you up to it didn't they?
Amy: I could answer that, but then I`d have to kill you.
Holmes: oooo that's hott
Amy: The oompa loompas? lmao
Holmes: no, i eat them for breakfast...talking about the last part of your line
Amy: lmao* oohh okay, so If I came & killed you that would be hot?
Holmes: oh stop teasing me you silly girl *winks*
Amy: you`re into that kinky stuff aren`t ya?! Just admit it. lol
Holmes: right after you admit to getting butt-raped by those 6 ass-pirates & the baby llama
Amy: was that before or after you got drunk & had fun with your dog & a pine cone?
Holmes: you should know, you was filming it...sad story how the pine cone got trapped in the dog's colon until the dog was so full of shit he busted like a plastic bag filled with vegetable soup smacking the concrete floor
Amy: damn, should`ve used gladware ..
that basically wraps it up...so here's a few pictures for all your dedication, BITCH! ;)
just a plain one of me
my shirt is awesome
you know i'm the king of bling bling with my spinners watch