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[eternal5thwheel]

HELLO, VISITORS. Welcome to the City! Before you begin, let me lay out a few simple rules.

One: Do not touch, poke, harass, pester, prod, speak to, look at, lick, or smell Marron.

Two: Do not break anything while you are here.

Three: ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!

[Cue shirtless flexing. Fourth wall away.]

Comments

[moveurdeadfros]

Yoohohoho! I suppose I should do so, since I no longer have any of my own anymore!

[eternal5thwheel]

You had plural to begin with?

[moveurdeadfros]

Oh no, I was referring to your muscles good sir: I no longer have any of them of my own!

[[OOC: I've got to go up early tomorrow so this will have to be a placeholder comment. Just tag back if it's okay with you to play this out later on!]]

[eternal5thwheel]

How sad! I am terribly sorry!

[OOC: Super sekrit! I'm the Reeve!Mun from the other thread.]

[moveurdeadfros]

Yoohohohohoho! Oh no good sir, no need to apologize on my behalf, the images which you so generously share are more than enough for me!

[eternal5thwheel]

I am glad to hear that you appreciate my beauty!

[moveurdeadfros]

Oh but who would not? Except for prudes I suppose... but anyone else would certainly see how impressive a feat it is to build such a body!

[eternal5thwheel]

I dedicate my body as a shrine to the temple of aesthetic perfection!

[moveurdeadfros]

Yoohohoho, so I see! I imagine that it is for the benefit of all the denizens here... ah, at least I think so. Truth to be told I cannot say I know where I am or what kind of place it is...

[eternal5thwheel]

Ah! You are in the City, though you will be gone by tonight. Welcome to our home!

[moveurdeadfros]

Aha, is that so? You sound awfully confident of that, see, the last place like this that drew me in... well, I have been trapped there for several years now! Not that I would mind being set free and all, but what makes you so certain that this place will hold me for only a brief amount of time?

[eternal5thwheel]

This curse has happened many times before, which is most unfortunate.

[moveurdeadfros]

Oh? How come you say that?

[eternal5thwheel]

Most of our visitors are not as enlightened as you, I am afraid. They do not appreciate beauty.

[moveurdeadfros]

Yoohohohoho, what a shame! They should really try to appreciate such passion, because after all, is that not what life is all about? To seek that which makes one passionate and energized and, well, alive?

[eternal5thwheel]

Yes indeed!