Number of flip-flops sold today: 7921 (probably)
Yesterday I was walking back from having lunch (I sat under a tree in the middle of a square, took off my shoes and read in french for a while). As I went along the street I heard a man yell 'Excuse me!' really loudly. I turned around and saw a street entertainer sat next to some bins, eating his lunch. For anyone not used to the 'entertainment' we have in Bath, this man was dressed as some kind of space cowboy with a silver suit, a silver hat and silver face paint. Anyway, I was quite alarmed when the man yelled out 'YOU DO FIND ME ATTRACTIVE, DON'T YOU?!' Well no actually, Silver-space-cowboy-man, I find you quite frightening.
It was the post-traumatic stress from this encounter which forced me to once again get my pint cosy out and indulge in some half-baked... maybe I should look for someone called Ben for myself. Ben's cookies, Ben & Jerry's... they're all clearly genius'.
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It was the post-traumatic stress from this encounter which forced me to once again get my pint cosy out and indulge in some half-baked... maybe I should look for someone called Ben for myself. Ben's cookies, Ben & Jerry's... they're all clearly genius'.
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