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Here, Sam, I bought this book for you, as it seems tasteful and not at all painfully sentimental and laboured.
It's terribly quiet here today, and it's difficult not to feel melancholy. I'm going to listen to the Cats original Broadway cast recording played backwards and then get dressed up in my best clothes and go check out all the orphanages, because my time as a child made me realise that my life is very empty. I need a little girl to dress up in gaudy costumes and enter in beauty pagents love, or a wee lad to teach how to grift ride a bike. I think I'd make a good parent, I've learnt not to give cigarettes to children, or to let them smite me, or play with evil rings. I'm doing pretty well, as far as the local track record's concerned.
It's terribly quiet here today, and it's difficult not to feel melancholy. I'm going to listen to the Cats original Broadway cast recording played backwards and then get dressed up in my best clothes and go check out all the orphanages, because my time as a child made me realise that my life is very empty. I need a little girl to dress up in gaudy costumes and enter in beauty pagents love, or a wee lad to teach how to grift ride a bike. I think I'd make a good parent, I've learnt not to give cigarettes to children, or to let them smite me, or play with evil rings. I'm doing pretty well, as far as the local track record's concerned.