For father's day, I thought I'd make a symbolic gesture. Because when I was temporarily a child, there was one person who cared for me like a father. One person who's always there to encourage me, bicker with me, and laugh at me when I wake up wearing a Spinal Tap shirt with a sporran and no kilt after a four-day lost weekend.
So, dear
brother, I wish you a very happy father's day.
I hope you like it.