OOC: link to fanfic (not mine!)
New M&C fanfic archive has opened at hms-surprise.net, and this excerpt from one of the first few stories to be posted cracked me up:
[Jack] thought of Stephen going to Diana, that passionate creature, and his thoughts darkened. It was humorous when one considered it, really: graceful Diana and Stephen with his beetles and wombats. How did Stephen make love to her? Did he have a footstool by the bed? Did he put on his spectacles and take notes? Did he...
[Jack] thought of Stephen going to Diana, that passionate creature, and his thoughts darkened. It was humorous when one considered it, really: graceful Diana and Stephen with his beetles and wombats. How did Stephen make love to her? Did he have a footstool by the bed? Did he put on his spectacles and take notes? Did he...