Because somethings are so good, you just need to remember it...
OMG #527
NOTE: Islander girls loooove Korean guys
Im an islander chic but I luuuurve me some Korean boys. Yo intellect, yo fashion style, yo swag and yo dance moves turn me the f*ck ON.
Don’t you want these Beyonce/Kim kardashian/J-LO curves (exclude Rihanna, she ain’t got no damn shape). Us islander girls can work it for ya: on yo laptop, yo karaoke box, yo calculator, dayum we can do it all!
Kiwi guys? Meh. Islander guys? Hell no. Maori guys? Meh. Indian guys? Meh. Arab guys? Hmm....MEH. I want KOREAN Kimchi!! I want your Karaoke microphone in my flax basket.
So, is there any Taeyangs, Rain, Psy or G-Dragons out here in this sexless, fridget University? You are welcome to try some of those Gangnam dance moves on these hula hips.
Any Korean girls are welcome also, a good ol’ Girl on Girl action will lure in the bastards. So Korean fellas, BROADEN your sexual ethnic preferences. Coz you can rock these exotic curves all the way from the shores of NZ back to Korea and back to da islands and back here. Holla at chyo gurl, Love you baby.
Your Islander Beyonce-Sandara Park xoxoxo
NOTE: Islander girls loooove Korean guys
Im an islander chic but I luuuurve me some Korean boys. Yo intellect, yo fashion style, yo swag and yo dance moves turn me the f*ck ON.
Don’t you want these Beyonce/Kim kardashian/J-LO curves (exclude Rihanna, she ain’t got no damn shape). Us islander girls can work it for ya: on yo laptop, yo karaoke box, yo calculator, dayum we can do it all!
Kiwi guys? Meh. Islander guys? Hell no. Maori guys? Meh. Indian guys? Meh. Arab guys? Hmm....MEH. I want KOREAN Kimchi!! I want your Karaoke microphone in my flax basket.
So, is there any Taeyangs, Rain, Psy or G-Dragons out here in this sexless, fridget University? You are welcome to try some of those Gangnam dance moves on these hula hips.
Any Korean girls are welcome also, a good ol’ Girl on Girl action will lure in the bastards. So Korean fellas, BROADEN your sexual ethnic preferences. Coz you can rock these exotic curves all the way from the shores of NZ back to Korea and back to da islands and back here. Holla at chyo gurl, Love you baby.
Your Islander Beyonce-Sandara Park xoxoxo