There's this FB page called UOA (University of Auckland) Confessions
OMG #440
Once, while studying in the uni library, I noticed a small note sticking out from an early edition of Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' with the word ATTENTION written in bold red letters. It was time for a break from studies, so I decided to read the note, not knowing what would befall me that fateful day.
It was dated from over a thousand years in the future and warned of a forthcoming zombie apocalypse. Then it continued to go into quite some detail about how I was "the chosen one" and that it was my destiny to save mankind from the tragic horror that lay ahead. Amongst other tasks, I was to travel deep into the wilds of the Amazon rainforest and seek assistance from the seclusive Hiwatingbiwitharatni tribe. Being the naive first-year that I was, I was suckered into this whole scam, believing that it was just one the strange new things that I had been experiencing since leaving school.
I immediately applied for maximum course related costs and living costs for the next semester, not for university related reasons but to fund the important mission I had ahead. My flights alone cost over $11,000, including a trip to Vanuatu to meet a tribe that worships Prince Philip. In total, my student loan has since quadrupled. I was also raped by a "tribesman" while in Brazil after I enquired if he knew where I might come across an army of fish that look suspiciously like penises. He later turned out to be a tire repair specialist from Peru.
I suppose it all just goes to show how right my dear old grandfather was when he told me, "Buy her dinner and you're practically in her!!"
Anon please
Once, while studying in the uni library, I noticed a small note sticking out from an early edition of Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' with the word ATTENTION written in bold red letters. It was time for a break from studies, so I decided to read the note, not knowing what would befall me that fateful day.
It was dated from over a thousand years in the future and warned of a forthcoming zombie apocalypse. Then it continued to go into quite some detail about how I was "the chosen one" and that it was my destiny to save mankind from the tragic horror that lay ahead. Amongst other tasks, I was to travel deep into the wilds of the Amazon rainforest and seek assistance from the seclusive Hiwatingbiwitharatni tribe. Being the naive first-year that I was, I was suckered into this whole scam, believing that it was just one the strange new things that I had been experiencing since leaving school.
I immediately applied for maximum course related costs and living costs for the next semester, not for university related reasons but to fund the important mission I had ahead. My flights alone cost over $11,000, including a trip to Vanuatu to meet a tribe that worships Prince Philip. In total, my student loan has since quadrupled. I was also raped by a "tribesman" while in Brazil after I enquired if he knew where I might come across an army of fish that look suspiciously like penises. He later turned out to be a tire repair specialist from Peru.
I suppose it all just goes to show how right my dear old grandfather was when he told me, "Buy her dinner and you're practically in her!!"
Anon please