I think I've got this all figured out...
Doing things spontaneously always works out for me. Anything planned will flop down in failure.
Today my mother and I went to Manukau Mall for... fun. On the way back, I was driving at around 80 (hey man, it's like a motorway area). This gigantic, big ass truck decides it would like to come out anyway.
So I'm like kinda close to it and IT SHOULD NOT TURNED OUT OKAY?!!! I swerved and drove off the road in order to avoid a head on collision at 70km/h with a monster truck. Thank god there was the middle ground thingy where it's like this patch of... dry grass and sand. Otherwise I'd still have died by smashing into the oncoming traffic. =_=
Before I realised I had to drive off the road, I was like: "LOL OH OHOHGODSHIT."
After that I was like: "OH LOLOLOLOLFUCKYOU."
Then today, out of the blue, I called up this Japanese restaurant and was all like: "HELLO HOW ARE YOU MAN?!!! I hear you're hiring blah blah blah blah can I have an appointment? LULZ."
The guy's all: "OHMiGOSH TOTALLY." And I talk to his manager and he's like "HIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii."
Then we set the interview for like three hours later. I hung up and realised... I have no car. Oh suck that. My dad then gave me a shitty car to drive - it's a very... disturbing car and worrying. So I drive there and nearly died from the heat. My head started hurting so baaaaaad. T_T I went there and since I was early, I bought some vegetables for dindin and then I parked next to his car (I think he was playing with his phone). LOL I didn't even know, but I was thinking to myself: "Wouldn't it be funny if it was this guy who is going to interview me? lulz" And it turned out to be him.
The interview lasted for about what... ten minutes? =_= And halfway through he decided interviewing me in Japanese would be a brilliant idea and I was all; holyfuckohshitwhat and I answered in very broken Japanese and stumbled over everything except for my name which doesn't even count. D< He must have thought it was cute or lulzy because after that he's like, "let me check when you can start" and he disappears and I'm left there thinking "ohshit,what was that just now?"
I have a two week trial period. I stole asked for the menu, which he thought was a great idea and then left because he still didn't know when I can start. It's random. So I'm driving on the motorway again and he calls me and I'm all OHfuck. So I answer him while driving. THAT IS DANGEROUS DRIVING, PEOPLE, DON'T TALK ON THE PHONE AND DRIVE. And he's like "come in this Friday. Saturday and Sunday. Okay, baibai~!!!"
So I continue driving and think from now on, I'll never plan anything. Ever.
Today my mother and I went to Manukau Mall for... fun. On the way back, I was driving at around 80 (hey man, it's like a motorway area). This gigantic, big ass truck decides it would like to come out anyway.
So I'm like kinda close to it and IT SHOULD NOT TURNED OUT OKAY?!!! I swerved and drove off the road in order to avoid a head on collision at 70km/h with a monster truck. Thank god there was the middle ground thingy where it's like this patch of... dry grass and sand. Otherwise I'd still have died by smashing into the oncoming traffic. =_=
Before I realised I had to drive off the road, I was like: "LOL OH OHOHGODSHIT."
After that I was like: "OH LOLOLOLOLFUCKYOU."
Then today, out of the blue, I called up this Japanese restaurant and was all like: "HELLO HOW ARE YOU MAN?!!! I hear you're hiring blah blah blah blah can I have an appointment? LULZ."
The guy's all: "OHMiGOSH TOTALLY." And I talk to his manager and he's like "HIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii."
Then we set the interview for like three hours later. I hung up and realised... I have no car. Oh suck that. My dad then gave me a shitty car to drive - it's a very... disturbing car and worrying. So I drive there and nearly died from the heat. My head started hurting so baaaaaad. T_T I went there and since I was early, I bought some vegetables for dindin and then I parked next to his car (I think he was playing with his phone). LOL I didn't even know, but I was thinking to myself: "Wouldn't it be funny if it was this guy who is going to interview me? lulz" And it turned out to be him.
The interview lasted for about what... ten minutes? =_= And halfway through he decided interviewing me in Japanese would be a brilliant idea and I was all; holyfuckohshitwhat and I answered in very broken Japanese and stumbled over everything except for my name which doesn't even count. D< He must have thought it was cute or lulzy because after that he's like, "let me check when you can start" and he disappears and I'm left there thinking "ohshit,what was that just now?"
I have a two week trial period. I stole asked for the menu, which he thought was a great idea and then left because he still didn't know when I can start. It's random. So I'm driving on the motorway again and he calls me and I'm all OHfuck. So I answer him while driving. THAT IS DANGEROUS DRIVING, PEOPLE, DON'T TALK ON THE PHONE AND DRIVE. And he's like "come in this Friday. Saturday and Sunday. Okay, baibai~!!!"
So I continue driving and think from now on, I'll never plan anything. Ever.