The best Christmas party we never attended
Left work on time, got home, got changed, printed out directions, wrapped gifts, killed battery in car, got in the truck, stopped for gas, hit the road, engine cut out, pulled over, stressed out, took deep breaths, called AAA, called host with regrets, towed to mechanic, left note, ran to bathroom, walked to restaurant, ate dinner, had drinks, walked to supermarket, bought eggs, called cab, rode home, changed into jammies, hugged kitties, posted on LJ.
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