Guys I have an idea!
OK, I am going to start a new blog. That blog is going to be an advice column.
However, in order to have an advice column, I need to have letters to answer. Letters from people with problems. This is good, because without pointing fingers, many people I know are kind of fucked up.
Anyway, help me help you! Post your problem in the comments, anonymously or not, depending on whether you want me to make fun of you for life. You may also email me, using a name and account I will recognize or a fake e-mail address that it will freak me out to get e-mail from. When the letter and answer get posted, I can protect your anonymity or print your name depending on what you tell me to do; if you don't tell me to do anything, I will do the former. Keep in mind that if I know you I might recognize your problem, and you should feel free to be extremely creative in disguising details. (I also won't snark about it to our mutual friends, because even though the people who vote on such matters on Facebook don't seem to think so, I am totally trustworthy! Just because I made out with all of those people's boyfriends is no reason you shouldn't tell me about your hilarious impotence issues.)
You should also feel free to make up shit and ask about problems you don't actually have. I know I can do that too but it would be better to have some variety.
When I have posted the first column, I will link it from here. It's going to be so much fun. OR incredibly boring. We'll just have to see!
However, in order to have an advice column, I need to have letters to answer. Letters from people with problems. This is good, because without pointing fingers, many people I know are kind of fucked up.
Anyway, help me help you! Post your problem in the comments, anonymously or not, depending on whether you want me to make fun of you for life. You may also email me, using a name and account I will recognize or a fake e-mail address that it will freak me out to get e-mail from. When the letter and answer get posted, I can protect your anonymity or print your name depending on what you tell me to do; if you don't tell me to do anything, I will do the former. Keep in mind that if I know you I might recognize your problem, and you should feel free to be extremely creative in disguising details. (I also won't snark about it to our mutual friends, because even though the people who vote on such matters on Facebook don't seem to think so, I am totally trustworthy! Just because I made out with all of those people's boyfriends is no reason you shouldn't tell me about your hilarious impotence issues.)
You should also feel free to make up shit and ask about problems you don't actually have. I know I can do that too but it would be better to have some variety.
When I have posted the first column, I will link it from here. It's going to be so much fun. OR incredibly boring. We'll just have to see!