Cheese and the Crazy Lady

[eselgeist]

I'm eating cheese, as I'm typing.
Like, I'm actively eating cheese and doing my thing,
and Mae Bell hops up onto the table on one side of me, crosses
in front of the monitor and has to step over my hands
at the keyboard to get to the other side of me - and then proceeds
to put her grubby cat face into my fine plate of cheese.

And I'm all like :O

WOMAN WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO CRAZY
THIS IS -MY- CHEESE. OH NO, MY SISTER,
YOU GOTS TO GET. YOUR. OWN.

I have -no- idea what made her think like that was an
Okay Thing To Do. She was just so blasé about it;
it was kind of stunning.