[fandom] no sex and violence until you're married
Yes, MORE Twilight thoughts. God. This is awful.
I said this in my initial thoughts:
I LOVED Alice ripping off James' head. I don't really understand why it was okay for Emmett and Jasper to give James a beating and not for Edward - Carlisle, you confuse me - but I loved that part. She was super fierce.
And I'm not the only one who noticed it. Now, you could argue that Carlisle was only calling Edward over to help Bella, but that's not really how it was framed, and I have a new theory.
Carlisle: Killing is not for you! It is for your not-brothers and not-sister, because in this household, we wait until we are married for such hijinks. After all, violence is the same as sex, and you have not experienced wedded bliss, despite me seducing you when you were dying and finding a hot ass blond mean girl for you, and therefore no sex in your violence in your sex! Now, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, the safeword tonight is SPARKLE. Have fun, kids.
I said this in my initial thoughts:
I LOVED Alice ripping off James' head. I don't really understand why it was okay for Emmett and Jasper to give James a beating and not for Edward - Carlisle, you confuse me - but I loved that part. She was super fierce.
And I'm not the only one who noticed it. Now, you could argue that Carlisle was only calling Edward over to help Bella, but that's not really how it was framed, and I have a new theory.
Carlisle: Killing is not for you! It is for your not-brothers and not-sister, because in this household, we wait until we are married for such hijinks. After all, violence is the same as sex, and you have not experienced wedded bliss, despite me seducing you when you were dying and finding a hot ass blond mean girl for you, and therefore no sex in your violence in your sex! Now, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, the safeword tonight is SPARKLE. Have fun, kids.