Saw a meme and picked it up.
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
(x) an iPod (It's kinda broken, but still mostly works)
(x) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line (... why would I? I have a cell.)
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom (... no children, so yes)
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(x) a game room (... sure, let's call the comptuer room a "game room")
( ) a queen-size bed or larger (I think it's 'full-sized')
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike (I should probably clear the black widows off and fix that...)
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (Huh? If it's there I'm spoiled?)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit (I think?)
( ) expensive jewelry (Wait, does my class ring count?)
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now (Well, not right now, but normally I do after payday and slowly whittle at it until the next payday)
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) passport (how is this spoiled?)
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (Give me a few years.)
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country (Mexico border towns really shouldn't count)
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York (... New York makes you spoiled?)
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(x) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York (Oh come on, that's pulling double duty now!)
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (This is spoiled?)
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (When you leave near an ocean and a navy brat, swimming lessons are normal.)
( ) attend(ed) private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
According to the source, if you have over fourty you are "spoiled". I have... 16. Weird meme.
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
(x) an iPod (It's kinda broken, but still mostly works)
(x) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line (... why would I? I have a cell.)
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom (... no children, so yes)
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(x) a game room (... sure, let's call the comptuer room a "game room")
( ) a queen-size bed or larger (I think it's 'full-sized')
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike (I should probably clear the black widows off and fix that...)
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (Huh? If it's there I'm spoiled?)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit (I think?)
( ) expensive jewelry (Wait, does my class ring count?)
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now (Well, not right now, but normally I do after payday and slowly whittle at it until the next payday)
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) passport (how is this spoiled?)
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (Give me a few years.)
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country (Mexico border towns really shouldn't count)
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York (... New York makes you spoiled?)
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(x) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York (Oh come on, that's pulling double duty now!)
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (This is spoiled?)
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (When you leave near an ocean and a navy brat, swimming lessons are normal.)
( ) attend(ed) private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
According to the source, if you have over fourty you are "spoiled". I have... 16. Weird meme.